your best friend. grug lives in the drains since you were little. he talks to you. tells you not to take the meds because it makes him disappear. you need to keep listening to grug.
mother: take your meds!
you: but grug insists I mustn't, it is forbidden.
mother: who?
you: He's seen the medications in the cabinet and has grown impatient with your feeble attempts at extinguishing the voices. He wants complete and utter control and you will suffer the consequences for trying to interfere with his plans.
mother: what are you talking about?.. I think we need to raise your dosage.
grug falls silent as he's suppressed by the medication.
you: GRUG!!!
you: but grug insists I mustn't, it is forbidden.
mother: who?
you: He's seen the medications in the cabinet and has grown impatient with your feeble attempts at extinguishing the voices. He wants complete and utter control and you will suffer the consequences for trying to interfere with his plans.
mother: what are you talking about?.. I think we need to raise your dosage.
grug falls silent as he's suppressed by the medication.
you: GRUG!!!
by Tesla Tobester August 14, 2024
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by eck0731 June 18, 2019
"Grug" is the name of high superiority genetic humans that exists upon the natural plain. The word shall be used lightly, for it is what ties the knot of human evolution. grug gang forever. grug gang for life.
by Schnitzel (Chowder, Rada Rada) April 17, 2021
Grug is man. Grug like warm fire and boobie. Grug like friendly tribe and hate enemy tribe. Grug like hunting wooly rhinocerus and deer. Grug like smashing enemy caveman with club. Grug.
Grug: Enemy tribe bad and eat baby. Kill all enemy tribe.
Person 1: Arent you trying to dehumanize the other tribe? I think that's quite bad and its clearly propaganda.
Grug: Grug see enemy caveman. Grug smash with club.
Person 1: OH GOD NO DONT HIT ME PLEASE DONT
Person 1: OW OH GOD WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DO THAT I HAVE A WIFE AND 2 KIDS OH GOD WHY
Person 1: Arent you trying to dehumanize the other tribe? I think that's quite bad and its clearly propaganda.
Grug: Grug see enemy caveman. Grug smash with club.
Person 1: OH GOD NO DONT HIT ME PLEASE DONT
Person 1: OW OH GOD WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DO THAT I HAVE A WIFE AND 2 KIDS OH GOD WHY
by buddy retard July 31, 2021
an awesome friend with a kind soul, 2 hearts and lives in a wombat hole inside a geography classroom.
by ljbau May 13, 2021
grugging is where you proceed to go into a retirement home and molest every single person in the building, staff included.
by JamesTheMan19 April 02, 2024