The Hot Carl Gruber is an ethnic variation of the traditional Hot Carl. The administrator of the Hot Carl Gruber eats nothing but sauerkraut for two whole days before delivering the goods. As in the Hot Carl, a single layer of plastic wrap is applied to the recipient's face. The administrator then defecates on the plastic wrap, sharing the warmth of a truly Teutonic Treat. Not to be confused with the Hot Carlos, which originates south of the border and gets its warmth from cheap Mexican food and stomach parasites.
In her excitement about the arrival of Oktoberfest, Lindsay asked for a Hot Carl Gruber, rather than the usual Hot Carl.
by Stu Melvin May 26, 2006
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"Dayyyum I thought the Grubbs Sandwich was gonnna be at least a little enjoyable with that big boobed chick in it but the fat chicks kept ridin on me and the meat girl squashed me! Mah dick aint been straight since."
by Ignatius Martinez November 23, 2007
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In reference to Henry Grubstick, Betty's nerdy boyfriend, in the ABC television series "Ugly Betty."
A grubstick describes a nerdy, mostly unattractive man that is essentially undateable. Used in jest to mock a woman's taste in men.
A grubstick describes a nerdy, mostly unattractive man that is essentially undateable. Used in jest to mock a woman's taste in men.
by LisaLanguage June 9, 2010
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2. The act of contaminating community food with your fingers or a licked spoon
2. The act of contaminating community food with your fingers or a licked spoon
by TeamCook April 6, 2021
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1. One uniquely gay ass nigga
2. Definitely not a Daniel
"Who the fuck is Daniel... that's Jack dude."
Origin
> Los Angeles, CA (2008), originally some random bitch elevated to new status through sheer will of peer pressure
Related Terms
Brian Jewenstein (also of the genus, faggot), Adam Israelbaum (of the tangential faggotini strain of bitch ass niggas)
1. One uniquely gay ass nigga
2. Definitely not a Daniel
"Who the fuck is Daniel... that's Jack dude."
Origin
> Los Angeles, CA (2008), originally some random bitch elevated to new status through sheer will of peer pressure
Related Terms
Brian Jewenstein (also of the genus, faggot), Adam Israelbaum (of the tangential faggotini strain of bitch ass niggas)
by C-MackDaddy-Dizzle December 4, 2014
Get the jack gruber mug.Adjective - Used to describe an item or activity that has been overplayed ad infinitum. (Hans Gruber was a villian on the original Die Hard movie that had a certain flair for overdoing things).
by Imp1 January 10, 2014
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Or if you are on a social network or texting somebody when taking a poo you send the word glubeshnert to them to let them know.
Or if you are on a social network or texting somebody when taking a poo you send the word glubeshnert to them to let them know.
by that guy over there, yeh him September 19, 2011
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