Person A-"I have this friend that likes to grope girls when they are passed out. We call him 'The Groper'"
Person B-"And you are friends with this kid??"
Person B-"And you are friends with this kid??"
by Big J-dizzle May 5, 2003
Get the Groper mug.A groomertaints a person to the point where they daren’t even confess to their own mother.
After this, the groomer holds the, usually much younger person, responsible for their own despicable acts.
Then the groomer makes the, usually much younger person, feel guilty about the dirty secrets, which were initiated by the groomer but set up as if this were the opposite.
Why is it called grooming?
This act of manipulation is called grooming because a groomer grooming is acting beastly. Therefore can only think in beastly terms. And treats the usually much younger person, with complete and utter disrespect, as if it were a mere puppy that only exists for the groomer's pleasure. Grooming is the act of a predator preparing their, usually much younger, prey for their own deviant sexual practices.
After this, the groomer holds the, usually much younger person, responsible for their own despicable acts.
Then the groomer makes the, usually much younger person, feel guilty about the dirty secrets, which were initiated by the groomer but set up as if this were the opposite.
Why is it called grooming?
This act of manipulation is called grooming because a groomer grooming is acting beastly. Therefore can only think in beastly terms. And treats the usually much younger person, with complete and utter disrespect, as if it were a mere puppy that only exists for the groomer's pleasure. Grooming is the act of a predator preparing their, usually much younger, prey for their own deviant sexual practices.
This is an example of a groomer grooming; 'Em, Brey-Anne, I cannot sleep, can you please come to my bedroom and help me with these muscle knots I have in my legs? Oh, that feels wonderful, you're a good girl for helping me out. Shhh, don't talk so loud; we don't want to wake up your parents, do we?'
by DinkyDi October 12, 2019
Get the A groomer grooming mug.> The unfortunate person that has to squeeze your dogs asshole so it splurts all over...sometimes on you
> Someone who gets bit by a dog and the owner says “I don’t believe he bit you he’s never bit anyone!” (When you know damn well he has) where’s the sympathy?
> Someone that makes your dog beautiful and doesn’t always get tipped. Do you tip YOUR hairstylist every time?
> A majician. That’s what dog owners think anyway, “ I brushed him last night so just a light trim would be good.” And the hair is matted to the skin! Abracadabra! Your dog now looks like a naked mole rat because you can’t brush it every now and then.
> The one that answers the phone on Christmas Eve and has to listen to someone rant about how they need their giant schnauzer groomed TODAY. And then they freak out totally puzzled at the fact that you can’t get them in.
> Someone who gets bit by a dog and the owner says “I don’t believe he bit you he’s never bit anyone!” (When you know damn well he has) where’s the sympathy?
> Someone that makes your dog beautiful and doesn’t always get tipped. Do you tip YOUR hairstylist every time?
> A majician. That’s what dog owners think anyway, “ I brushed him last night so just a light trim would be good.” And the hair is matted to the skin! Abracadabra! Your dog now looks like a naked mole rat because you can’t brush it every now and then.
> The one that answers the phone on Christmas Eve and has to listen to someone rant about how they need their giant schnauzer groomed TODAY. And then they freak out totally puzzled at the fact that you can’t get them in.
by Pibblelover January 5, 2019
Get the dog groomer mug.Mark: Who was that ugly chick back there who wouldn't shut her fucking face?
Jeff: That's Gina, man. She's a huge grouper.
Jeff: That's Gina, man. She's a huge grouper.
by CiseJ May 26, 2009
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Get the groomer mug.A friendly individual who prefers to relax, read and drink tea. Groypers can be characterized by loving their frens, their country, animals and God. Groypers are very well versed in history and have no trouble questioning established historical or political sentiments when the logic/facts behind them are proven to be false. They are easily identified by their obese frame and green skin. Groypers are closely related to Pepe.
"Congratulations to the Groypers for crushing Charlie Kirk."
"Hey groypers, what's the deal with the USS Liberty and the Dancing Israelis anyway?"
"Hey groypers, what's the deal with the USS Liberty and the Dancing Israelis anyway?"
by Toad Groypstein October 30, 2019
Get the groyper mug.One whom fondles itself frequently, such to the extent of premature ejaculation. Is slightly crosseyed, as well as retarded. Also note that a gropper can easily be found outside a middle school playground.
Look at that cock- gropper manhandling himself.
by Debo® June 20, 2008
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