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Grimmy Gram

When a drug dealer gives you an unscaled gram of Mary jane.
My homie just gave me a grimmy gram for $10 cuz I was in a hurry and didn't have time.
by Smiley1691 December 23, 2014
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Grumpy Librarian

When your taking a dump and midway through your push, as your dropping your kids off a loud fart whisper escapes to quiet your loud grunting and pushing.
Jacob ran to the bathroom in a number 2 emergency, he sat down and gave a hard push with a manly grunt that was silenced by the grumpy librarian.
by Carlofduty March 30, 2019
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Grumpy Cool Kid

A sexy motherfucker that breaks people's hearts with a single look However he has the sex game of a two year old and is mentally ill. Excessively yells when he is interrupted but consistently finds a way to interrupt others while pounding the microphone with the air coming out of his pharynx. Blurts out and does whatever he wants.
Why are you so shit at the game and acting like a "grumpy cool kid"

Fuck you, You are acting like a grumpy cool kid!

Why do you always act like a grumpy cool kid?

Stop playing destiny you grumpy cool kid!
by Nedia The Gumpy May 1, 2021
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gris grimly

Gris Grimly is an artist and storyteller who is based in the Los Angeles area best known for his darkly whimsical children's books . His first book Monster Museum, written by Marilyn Singer, was published in September of 2001 to critical acclaim. He then went on to illustrate the complete and uncensored story of Pinocchio written by Carlo Collodi in November 2002. In August of 2003 Gris released his first written and illustrated book Wicked Nursery Rhymes which became his most popular book to date. His following books included the sequel to Monster Museum titled Creature Carnival in April 2004. Edgar Allen Poe's Tales of Mystery and Madness came out in August of 2004. In April 2005 Gris releashed his personal fairy tale Little Jordan Ray's Muddy Spud. Grimericks written by Susan Pearson was released in July 2005 and this was followed by the sequel to his 2003 book Wicked Nursery Rhymes entitled Wicked Nursery Rhymes II in April 2006. In September of 2006 Boris and Bella written by Carolyn Crimi was released.
by Crusty_Crass August 24, 2006
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steamy grumpy

tossing a grumpy while someone is in the same room taking a shower
my girlfriend was in the shower when I woke up, but I had to go, so I tossed her a steamy grumpy and boy was she mad.
by Mattyg2000 June 29, 2008
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gimpyfish

gimpyfish is often mistaken as a portmanteau of two properly basic words: gimpy and fish. Before continuing on what the actual term gimpyfish means, the reader should be enlightened to know how, gimpy and fish, are defined.

According to urban dictionary, gimpy has three basic meanings: A description concerning a person's physical disability by accident or birth, another describing the restricted mental capacity of a person, and the third referring to a nerd. fish, according to the same dictionary, has many definitions ranging from a biological organism that resides in the water to a newly acquainted person that has recently entered a prison facility to many other definitions too numerous for this entry to describe.

With a rather cursory look through these definitions, we could already tell that, perhaps with the tenuous exception for the nerd part, gimpyfish is none of these, as of yet up to date.

With that in mind, let us continue.

gimpyfish is a living legend within the realm of Super Smash Brothers Melee, who has astounded and dazzled and entranced and amazed and bedazzled and, quite in many cases, befuddled many enthusiast of said video game. To date, he is one of the few users of Bowser, a bottom-tier character, with such scintillating skill and mesmerizing mindgames that it causes many people who either see him, play him, or lose to him exclaim that he is "way too good" with a character of many crippling weaknesses. Yet, even with his L337 (1337) abilities, he has, until recent events, stuck with the character that few are able to use. At all.

His next magnanimous achievement that made him even greater was to research Super Smash Brothers Brawl and, rather than with-hold the mystical knowledge, he, like Prometheus, brought down the fire of Brawl knowledge down to the huddling masses yearning to learn what was in Brawl, and there was much rejoicing as the fire (not to be confused with the fire, which he is) of this knowledge spread like wildfire across the board. Myth even has it that gimpyfish is able to drink down Coca Cola much like water is guzzled by mortals.

Despite his aura of awesomeness that could only be described as being over 9000, he is many other things such as affable and approachable, few things that other living legends are.

He also has innovated a mind-shattering technique with his Bowser, known only known as the gimpyfish combo, where one manages to totally pwn an opponent with a Bowser f-smash, a considerable feat. Currently the only one known so far to perform this incredible technique, besides a few elite Smashers and Chuck Norris, is gimpyfish himself...awesomeness ensues.
You just played like gimpyfish - a statement that could only be described as 50% falsehood, 50% BS, 50% WTF and 150% lie.

Wow...couldn't gimpyfish get any more awesome? - A basic statement/question that could only be answered with a candid "Yes"

I lost because I played gimpyfish - A statement that could only be considered an excuse, albeit somewhat justified. Nevertheless, one is justified to respond with "NO JOHNS! LOL"

I just used the gimpyfish combo! - A statement that only few are justified in saying.

I can't play as well like gimpyfish - A statement that, with very, Very, VERY few exceptions...is true.
by A gimpyfish admirer April 21, 2008
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Grompy

Being both grumpy and comfy at the same time.
Wrap yourself in a blanket like a burrito and get grompy
by ragnarokette May 14, 2020
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