granola dyke

A lesbian of the birkenstocks-wearing, tofu-eating, folk music-loving, "earthy crunchy" hippie variety. Often seen with an acoustic guitar.

Susie's last girlfriend was a dreadlocked granola dyke named Crystal Windwomyn.

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 9, 2003

chav genocide

the mass murdering of all chavs and denaying them the right to breed

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by chav genocide now February 7, 2010

Granola Boy

boys who like hiking, running, climbing things- wearing handkerchiefs to catch the sweat when doing said activities. they also do a lot of organic food bs like making beer and growing veggies, or cooking a lot of meat. their pants are always slightly too short but they have great asses.

He's sort of a hipster but more of a granola boy.

by granolaboyluvr December 1, 2011

Ariola Granola

A character inspired and from ariana grande created from a meme which has ariana grande's face distorted

I just saw an ariola granola meme

by niuxybgt87wrg89ywnrcwe August 17, 2019

granola

An adjective used to describe people who are environmentally aware (flower child, tree-hugger), open-minded, left-winged, socially aware and active, queer or queer-positive, anti-oppressive/discriminatory (racial, sexual, gender, class, age, etc.) with an organic and natural emphasis on living, who will usually refrain from consuming or using anything containing animals and animal by-products (for health and/or environmental reasons), as well as limit consumption of what he or she does consume, as granola people are usually concerned about wasting resources. Usually buy only fair-trade goods and refrain from buying from large corporations, as most exploit the environment as well as their workers, which goes against granola core values. The choice of not removing body hair (see amazon) and drug use are not characteristics that define granola people, and people, regardless of granola status, may or may not partake in said activities. This definition is sometimes confused with hippy.

Jack: My best friend is vegan and only buys produce that is organically grown from local farmers. Her and her feminist, vegan boyfriend are both in Greenpeace and advocate for queer rights. She waxes her legs but she's still granola.
Jill: So that means she's not a dyke? And she grows her own reefer?
Jack: Just because she's granola, doesn't mean she does drugs. Also, granola status has nothing to do with sexual preference.
Jill: Well maybe she'll know where to buy hemp and how to tie-dye?
Jack: She's granola, not a hippy. Some granola people are hippy and vice-versa, but they're not the same thing.

by vegedyke April 18, 2006

Geno

Geno is a fun loving guy. He is always there when you need him the most no matter what it is you need. he will make u laugh like no other and will make your day that much brighter and perfect. He is a great friend, bro, and boyfriend and if u are lucky and are able to meet one become friend with him instantly because it might just be the greatest thing you will ever do in your life.

Girl 1: did u meet the new boy Geno he is the best

Girl 2: ya he is so funny

by avocodoboi June 12, 2019

Geno

The action of scoring a goal in hockey.

“Aye bro dirty fucking Geno last night. You had every ladies panties drop in those stands."

by DanthewAmboltz January 14, 2020