Grechenko

A Scottish version of Flamenco, where to be included in the dance you must first throw insults and haggis at each other for five minutes. Then the lead dancer must welcome you into the dance by extending the Fist of Friendship and punch you in the man balls.

Once this initial ceremony is over a Mexican wave of kilt throwing is initiated by the leading dancer.
After this you must just shout 'GECHEN' at the other dancers. If they reply with 'KO' you are welcomed into the dance.

Mait a think a mae fancy a wee bittie o' dancin'.

O' aye. Do tha Grechenko.

by Persephone1 January 10, 2014

gretchen bitchass

A person that is annoying} and that is a bitch and likes to get {attention} and has no eyebrows and has {man hands}

Oh my lord Gretchen is such a total gretchen bitchass

by Livi schilda December 22, 2016

Gretchen Bowers

The #1 candidate for the Class of 2018 student council. Loves long strolls on the beach and puppies. Especially puppies.

"Who did you vote for in the student council election?" "I voted for Gretchen Bowers, of course."

by gretch.bow May 29, 2016

gretchen kotz

Hot, sexy, German, loveable girl who has the biggest heart and craves for adventure, Gretchens are typically blonde and smart and end up with guys named James, Fred, or Richie. Gretchens are extremely gullible yet have a sense of truth which makes them good girlfriends. Everyone loves Gretchens.

Did you see my girlfriend, she's a complete Gretchen Kotz!

by Haute Girl March 1, 2017

Gretchen

An un-erect hairy penis.

"PUT YOUR GRETCHEN AWAY CARL!"
"NO!"

by Accident April 26, 2017

Gretchen

She's a good friend and fun to hang out with for a little bit as long as you have a few other people around with you.
Now in some cases, she is a jerk

Shes basically a lazy girl who acts all sweet but is secretly a lazy controlling person who only wants things her way. She will try to steal your friends and your life and not talk to you when you call her out on being a bad person, She has cool parents though.

person 1:"Bro Gretchen ruined my life".

person 2: "what do you mean shes so sweet"
person one" No shes just a lazy jerk".

by PapaSelAid September 21, 2020

Gretchen

In Bro Culture, often used to describe the forsaken land found between the vagina and buttock. Otherwise known as the taint, gooch, middle-earth, or the unholy ghost of the trinity.

"Bro, she put the bidet on feminine mode and got sprayed right in the gretchen."

"Brah, her gretchen disappeared after she crowned."

"Bruh, I had her completely naked but had to walk away when I saw her unshaven gretchen."

by JahJiJo December 4, 2020