Greeting Person

A person who is used to greet someone.

“I sent my friend a greeting person so they knew they were appreciated”

by winkwink87 March 7, 2022

permanent greenlight status

When you are so desperate that you will give the go ahead or "greenlight" to any girl willing to do you. Even really skanky ones. abb. PGS

"Dude you must be on permanent greenlight status, you were gonna bang the girl with the messed up teeth."

by Jake and Will May 30, 2006

Greening

To smoke the first hit of fresh weed, therefore getting more THC into your system, and taking away the green hue of the weed.

Man pass me the bowl this time, you've been greening them all!

by ScotPollard13 December 23, 2005

seasons greetings

A geekier way of saying "Happy Holidays." Usually embroidered on doormats and other brute holiday paraphernalia for political correctness.

geek: seasons greetings
person: what the
geek: greetings and salutations
person: hrm, your back

by meskk December 31, 2007

greenwings

The merit badge earned by eating gonnorhea infected pussy.

I got my greenwings and redwings at the same time the other night dude.Got any of that penicillin left over from your prescription?

by The Water Gun Tweaker December 26, 2005

reverse greetings

A way to say goodbye to a friend, relative or stranger.

Person: "Alright, I gotta get to class."
Person 2: "Awe, okay. Reverse greetings!"

by yongobonghoe June 8, 2018

a penis greeting

When she wakes up to morning wood and is surprised.

Who Terry he gave me a penis greeting this morning!

by Dinglerbingle June 3, 2016