Hermione Granger

The sexiest nerd ever.

Doria: "What would you do for a Klondike Bar?"
Me: "I'd french kiss Hermione Granger in front of Ron.

by Yad ecin a evah July 25, 2015

nipple grazer

A tshirt that has its sleeves cut off and then is further cut down to one's waist, leaving only a shred of fabric keeping it classified as a "shirt" instead of a "cape". Key point being the often view of the wearer's nipples due to the shirt swaying with average motion.

"Check out the bro with the blue Adidas nipple grazer. All that's missing is a backwards baseball hat!"

by katietoo62 September 10, 2013

Hermione Granger

verb: To obsessively collect knowledge, sometimes at the expense of social interaction.

I'm headed to the library to Hermione Granger my homework.

by Asgard Striker December 14, 2011

cookie granderson

Another name for the multi all star mlb center fielder curtis granderson. The name originated from his sweet catches and sugary attitude both on and off the field. After each time granderson hits a home run the bleacher creatures in the outfield have been known to yell, "ding the cookies are done"

Hey jeter did you see cookie granderson make that diving catch last night to win the game?

by pugsalini127 July 22, 2010

grazer

Someone who takes food (or drink) from a store and eats it in the store while looking around.

Ryan and Jake are such GRAZERS, they never pay for anything, they just walk through the store eating rice krispie treats and drinking yoohoos.

by Jake Burkett March 13, 2008

Grazer

(insulting)used by meat eater to describe a vegetarian

i only go to salad bars to pick on the grazers

by muscleheadbob December 27, 2011

Granger

Used to describe things/people that just reek of awesomeness.

Daaayum, I love her new boots, they're hella granger.

by Seconds January 17, 2008