hermione granger

Hermione Granger is the smartest witch of her time, she is a loyal friend of Harry Potter and Ron Weasley. She has bushy brown hair,and large forteeth, but she is actually really beautiful! She maybe is a little bit frigid and a know-it-all, but if you know her better she is the best friend you'd ever have. She is a real bookworm. She is secretly in love with Ron Weasley, but she doesn't dare to tell him!!!!!

Do you know Hermione Granger?
Yea, she is the best character in the Harry Potter series.

by Summerbreeze May 28, 2006

Granola Boy

boys who like hiking, running, climbing things- wearing handkerchiefs to catch the sweat when doing said activities. they also do a lot of organic food bs like making beer and growing veggies, or cooking a lot of meat. their pants are always slightly too short but they have great asses.

He's sort of a hipster but more of a granola boy.

by granolaboyluvr December 1, 2011

Ariola Granola

A character inspired and from ariana grande created from a meme which has ariana grande's face distorted

I just saw an ariola granola meme

by niuxybgt87wrg89ywnrcwe August 17, 2019

Hermione Granger

the nerd bookworm know-it-all of a friend of Harry Potter's and Ron Weasley's in the Harry Potter series. She quite frequently knows all the answers in classes and is a master of the art of wandwaving.

Also the word to describe someone heavily obsessed with the Harry Potter books who also happens to be a psychotic know-it-all.

"Did you see that girl at the midnight showing of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban?"
"The one who was correcting everybody because they were saying ridiculous instead of riddikulus?"
"Yeah, she was a real Hermione Granger."

by Alexis Riddle May 21, 2004

granola

An adjective used to describe people who are environmentally aware (flower child, tree-hugger), open-minded, left-winged, socially aware and active, queer or queer-positive, anti-oppressive/discriminatory (racial, sexual, gender, class, age, etc.) with an organic and natural emphasis on living, who will usually refrain from consuming or using anything containing animals and animal by-products (for health and/or environmental reasons), as well as limit consumption of what he or she does consume, as granola people are usually concerned about wasting resources. Usually buy only fair-trade goods and refrain from buying from large corporations, as most exploit the environment as well as their workers, which goes against granola core values. The choice of not removing body hair (see amazon) and drug use are not characteristics that define granola people, and people, regardless of granola status, may or may not partake in said activities. This definition is sometimes confused with hippy.

Jack: My best friend is vegan and only buys produce that is organically grown from local farmers. Her and her feminist, vegan boyfriend are both in Greenpeace and advocate for queer rights. She waxes her legs but she's still granola.
Jill: So that means she's not a dyke? And she grows her own reefer?
Jack: Just because she's granola, doesn't mean she does drugs. Also, granola status has nothing to do with sexual preference.
Jill: Well maybe she'll know where to buy hemp and how to tie-dye?
Jack: She's granola, not a hippy. Some granola people are hippy and vice-versa, but they're not the same thing.

by vegedyke April 18, 2006

Hermione Granger

The one who wears the pants in the Harry Potter trio.

Ron Weasley: "My wand broke"
Harry Potter: "My parents died"
Hermione Granger: "You are both pussies"

by Merriam EBster March 15, 2015

granorexia

granorexia is when first time grandmothers freak out about being a "grandma" so they totally overhaul themselves to look hot by spray tanning, buying super young trash clothes and losing tons of weight. when these ladies lose too much weight trying to achieve their new look, they could be suffering from "granorexia".

"every since the baby was born, betty looks like she's trying to look friggin 18...plus she has gotten soooooooooooooo thin!"

"hmmmmm......smells like granorexia to me. wonder if the folks at INTERVENTION would be interested in this!"

by winks September 23, 2006