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GPS

Girlfriend Positioning System. When your dude feels the need to let you know where he is at every moment of every day.
What am I? Your GPS?
by positioning_system May 6, 2011
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GPS

Ginger Penis Syndrome

When one has orange pubic hair, and a small freckled penis that cannot be exposed to sunlight due to paleness
While in a public restroom, Jeremiah happened to noticed something peculiar about Jon. Then he realized that Jon has Ginger Penis Syndrome

Jeremiah: "OMG Carl, did you see Jonny's GPS!?"

Carl: "Yeah! He might want to get that checked out!"
by GPS creator February 11, 2014
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GP

"Grind Penis"
you go to a party and scope out one HOT guy and if you 1)dance with him 2) kiss him 3) hit home base you have officially gp'ed the guy
"man how was that party last week?"
"it was unreal, i gp'ed this hot college guy"
"attta girl!"

"are you going to semi tonight?"
" oh yes i have to gp tonight!"
by agoshawks August 26, 2009
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GP

Bro 1: did you see that chicks GP's!?

Bro 2: yeah bro, I'm gettin that tonight!
Bro 1: bro, 90% of chicks that wear GP's have a bush...
Bro 2: FUCK!
by Jojo900 June 13, 2011
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GPS

A digital crutch used by people who proudly claim to be handicapped with a poor sense of direction or a poor mental map of their surroundings.
Relying on GPS weakens our natural ability to find our own way, while atrophying other cognitive skills that are needed to navigate our oft-complicated lives—we need to resurrect the lost art of getting out of our comfort zone and finding our way without a map or GPS.
by MathPlus February 20, 2018
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GPS

Global positioning system. The device wants to tell you where to go but always recalculates. Because you come up with a better route to your destination.
"Follow your GPS."
"She wants me to go onto that road, but it's closed. I don't usually listen to her."
"Recalculating."
by YoukoM November 25, 2017
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GP

GP Stands for Grand Prix at least in Racing and more!
Me: Where are you going
Racing Driver: To the Japaneese GP
by amstronglikebull October 3, 2021
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