Dont be such a gouch dude
Babyface, you are such a gouch. Stop fucking flerting with every fat chick ever.
Babyface, you are such a gouch. Stop fucking flerting with every fat chick ever.
by Mr. Cluckerz November 18, 2016
-verb. To gouch, gouching, gouched. ( Pronunciation: gooch )
Using some laceration or wound as an orifice with which to have sex with, an act most commonly practised in mens' prisons. A highly unsanitary, desperate way to get your rocks off while incarcerated.
Using some laceration or wound as an orifice with which to have sex with, an act most commonly practised in mens' prisons. A highly unsanitary, desperate way to get your rocks off while incarcerated.
"Did you hear about that kid down at the workhouse? Lost in a slice fight. They found him half dead and gouched in the arm an hour later."
"Eech..."
"Eech..."
by Josko May 1, 2008
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What uneducated people call the gout; a painful inflammatory condition of the joints, especially the big toe.
Not to be confused with the gooch.
Not to be confused with the gooch.
by mendaliv June 27, 2010
by Bdoodle February 23, 2017
When someone is beyond being a douche bag and has stepped into the realm of being a gouche. Aka. a great big douche!
by Original Fritz January 14, 2007
One who gobbles on another person's gouche, especially when the victim does not want his gouche gobbled upon.
Not to be confused with a Gouche Goblin, which is just a word some tard named Nate made up to hide the fact that he is a Gouche Gobbler.
Not to be confused with a Gouche Goblin, which is just a word some tard named Nate made up to hide the fact that he is a Gouche Gobbler.
by DQ-Matthews August 2, 2010