Gouch

The space between a mans asshole and his dick

Dont be such a gouch dude

Babyface, you are such a gouch. Stop fucking flerting with every fat chick ever.

by Mr. Cluckerz November 17, 2016

Gouch

-verb. To gouch, gouching, gouched. ( Pronunciation: gooch )

Using some laceration or wound as an orifice with which to have sex with, an act most commonly practised in mens' prisons. A highly unsanitary, desperate way to get your rocks off while incarcerated.

"Did you hear about that kid down at the workhouse? Lost in a slice fight. They found him half dead and gouched in the arm an hour later."

"Eech..."

by Josko April 30, 2008

gouche

the space between the end of a woman's vagina (or cooch) and her anus

I rubbed it agains her gouche

by Anonymous April 27, 2003

Gouch

What uneducated people call the gout; a painful inflammatory condition of the joints, especially the big toe.

Not to be confused with the gooch.

Doctor says I got the gouch!

by mendaliv June 30, 2010

Gouch

The area between the testicules and anus.

I like my gouch licked while you play with my balls.

by Bdoodle February 22, 2017

gouche

When someone is beyond being a douche bag and has stepped into the realm of being a gouche. Aka. a great big douche!

Look at the guy over there he looks like a complete Gouche!

by Original Fritz December 10, 2008

Gouche Gobbler

One who gobbles on another person's gouche, especially when the victim does not want his gouche gobbled upon.

Not to be confused with a Gouche Goblin, which is just a word some tard named Nate made up to hide the fact that he is a Gouche Gobbler.

Person 1: Man, the gouche gobbler got me last night while I was asleep!

Person 2: That's fucked up.

by DQ-Matthews August 3, 2010