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Capitalist Gospel Guys

Religious leaders who accumulated wealth by defrauding, brainwashing masses or using the age-long adopted manual, princinples, precepts & books to buttress their motives having mastered its wherewithal.
1-4 of the super rich Capitalist Gospel Guys in the christendom are from Nigeria.
by Bomis Bakdel March 11, 2021
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Schmity Gospel

The Word from the mouth of @furbys_and_nonsense 's cat, Schmity.
Have you been spreading the Schmity Gospel and worshiping our lord and savior?
by chocolate_toast July 14, 2021
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Gospeling

The action of trying to push your religious beliefs onto other people (usually Christians), and them getting upset when you don’t agree with their beliefs.
Carrie kept gospeling to us after we told her we didn’t believe in the Bible.
by yummyboot June 24, 2024
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Gospel Twerk

Gospel twerking (noun): a style of dance and music performance that fuses the vocal traditions of gospel with the bass-heavy rhythms of hip hop and twerk culture, embodying both spiritual devotion and provocative physical expression.

Gospel Twerk is a hybrid music genre that fuses the uplifting spirit and vocal traditions of gospel music with the bass-heavy, high-energy rhythms of hip hop, crunk, and twerk beats. It walks the provocative line between sacred and secular, blending themes of faith, praise, and redemption with dance-driven, club-ready grooves. The genre embodies tension between devotion and desire, channeling both spirituality and bodily expression into one unapologetically bold sound.
“The DJ surprised the crowd by dropping a track in the new style of gospel twerking, blending church choir vocals with a booming twerk beat.”
by SmooveRed September 20, 2025
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Gospel nature

Sub-genre of Gospel music that honors everything nature & cosmic, matriarchy

Founded in 2023 by Shanalu Analukka
Do you listen to Gospel nature? It makes me feel one with Mother Nature and myself
by DigitalPeaches December 30, 2023
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gospel

When someone speaks the truth, and you can't even argue about it.
"You see this song here? If Everyone Cared by Nickelback, this is the Gospel that people need to hear"
by The Unintelligent Librarian April 20, 2018
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