Gort

The act of torture involving the goat mammalian species.

Him: you ever hear of goat torture?
Her: gort.

by Gortchorter December 04, 2021

Gort

1. To overly gloat over one's other relationship, item, etc.

2. To overly love or express emotions to one person, item, or group.

I don't know why but I think I'm gonna Gort over Timotainment's channel.

by TheSurrealTree October 21, 2020

Gort

Whats this? @suhg

Why tf you looking up my name?!?!?! gort

by Mcpatches June 01, 2022

Gort

Gort is a shapeshifting mass murderer! Mostly taking on the form of a silverfish, a duck or a beaver

Gort has committed several counts of murder!

by DalSpin November 30, 2021

Gort n' Gop

When you sever the left big toe and the right pinky toe of a individual who you strongly dislike, and surgically reattaching them to the opposite side. Also a dish best served with a chocolate drizzle.

Becky is so rude! I'm gonna give her the ole gort n' gop.
I'm hungry, I think I want a gort n' gop

by sodagutshat May 01, 2024

gorting

swagging out

yeah dude i'm totally gorting right now

by thosdev August 10, 2021

Gorting

The act of being secretly gay and annoying simultaneously. Commonly seen in those named Gerald.

Gerald was gorting last night I caught him starring at me

by Kitty Kage June 10, 2023