GORT

GORT: a person who goes into a bathroom right after someone takes a dump to smell it

It’s so weird, have you ever noticed that John is always going into the bathroom right after someone comes out? Yeah, he’s a total gort.

by Sappahire September 30, 2021

gorting

swagging out

yeah dude i'm totally gorting right now

by thosdev August 10, 2021

Gort

The area on a circumcised penis between the head and shaft under the remaining foreskin.

My gort is so sensitive after gooning for hours.

by Sammy1230 August 26, 2024

gorting

When you're "cooking" very hard; putting in a lot of effort.

Gurt: Damn bro, you're gorting!

by the gorter October 26, 2025

Gort

The act of bulking on greens, then holding in your shit for weeks, then jerking off your thick chode until green thick goo comes out.

Damm Evan, always trying to gort.

by GDraz March 17, 2025

Gorting

The act of being secretly gay and annoying simultaneously. Commonly seen in those named Gerald.

Gerald was gorting last night I caught him starring at me

by Kitty Kage June 9, 2023

Gort

Gort is a busy busy cockroach who was once sprinkled with cheetos as he slowley died. Gort is the GOD of theater in starlight mythology who died trying to avenge his family against the mouse king he failed though and now he lays hidden in the in a secret place in starlight theater in silver city forever remembered by the starlight theatre

GORT!!!!

by Moldy jellybean June 12, 2025