gorfism

the process by which some dudes massive tool is "gorfed" see definition for gorf!!!!

chick: i totally used to gorfism effect on this guy to get money, but he just slapped me and threw me out upon completion.

by Brosef June 20, 2006

gorguse

a chain running from a prince albert piercing to a taint piercing

I got my gorguse caught in a girl's hair at the orgy! It ripped right out!

by Z95 June 18, 2011

Gorgus

Someone who is really funny. Everybody always laughs at his jokes and he is the coolest guy in the room. Both men and women want his shlocker.

Good one gorgus!!!

by the cock gremlin February 2, 2023

gorgus

someone with serious retardation, someone who is unco-ordinated, looks funny or is a general gimp

"That was so stupid that kid is such a goof"
"oh yeah a true gorgus"

by nDef January 20, 2009

Goofus

A Smart and Intelligent Girl, who is also Funny and Pretty!

Goof is for short!

Dude, She is a Goofus!

Hey, that Girl is a Goof!

by Bubby! September 29, 2013

gorgus-zimbus

an elephants asshole

Jim-Bob: Woah! Look how big that gorgus-zimbus is!

by HumanBeing247IdkWhatToType.com July 14, 2019

Goofus

The kind of boy who does something like steal a bike they're not gonna put back and puts it on tv.

The boy wanted to make his own reality show or something like punk'd, but his version was fucking with local folks. The goofus was trying to make people famous.

by Solid Mantis August 13, 2019