Tool Golfer

A kid who wears Puma hats and puma shirts both matching colors, typically has long hair to look like Rickie Fowler.
Also a kid who typically isnt good at golf and shoots in the 80s consistently.

Today I saw a kid who looked like a tool golfer, he was wearing all orange puma attire, call him Zach mason.

by Im Mutually a douchebag March 15, 2011

gooferu

The incredibly sarcastic way to say "good for you". Needless to say, it's more of an insult than anything serious.

Jennifer: "I just won a free trip to Vegas with the dollar you lent to me! Oh my God!"
John: "Ugh. Gooferu."

by Yams November 2, 2008

Cheefing a goofer

The act of smoking a joint.

"Did you see where our mexican gardener went?"
"Yeah he's in the shed Cheefing a goofer."

by fuckdude March 9, 2009

Gorger Girl

Offensive word to call a girl who is not a gypsy. Other gypsy girls may use it if the girls are strangers or considered "gross" or "sluty". Seen as a derogatory slur. It is different then the word Rakli which is just a non gypsy girl.

You see all them Gorger girls dancing up close to the guys, and we aren't like that.

by epcats July 4, 2012

gorper

An individual that farts in the bathtub and bites at the bubbles

I saw johnny in the tub, he's a gorper allright.

by JB McDuffie June 6, 2007

Frisbee Golfer

This is a slang term used to describe potheads wandering around Forrest preserves throwing Frisbees at each other pretending it is some type of organized sporting competition.

The new kid at work is sloppy and has trouble remembering things, I think he's a frisbee golfer.

by Meanie Meg April 24, 2009

Golfer's elbow

Similar to Tennis Elbow but occurs on the inside of the elbow as opposed to the outside. It is a form of tendinitis caused by putting too much stress on the elbow. It is caused when old people are over-stimulated watching balls being repetitively driven home into small holes in a climax of excitement (Golf of course), the stimulation causes older people to shake their hands too vigorously at the TV which combined with weak tendons from old age is very dangerous. The safest way to avoid risk to family members is to not let your grandparents watch stimulating sports such as golf.

1- Dave: "Did you hear about Johnny's gramps? Apparently he's in hospital with Golfer's Elbow"

Alex: "Curse you Tiger Woods, another falls victim to your inability to control your balls"

2- James: "My sister was working as a paramedic at the WGC... she says she's never seen so many cases of Golfers Elbow in her life, there were old people moaning in pain everywhere, she didn't know if she'd have to start putting them down"

by IdontTHINKthatsRIGHT November 6, 2013