goose

Word used to describe feeling when someone asks you to do something tiresome like retrieving the TV remote from upstairs or going to take the garbage out.
An insult to someone dumb or ditsy.
A featherd bird that waddles, honks, and tastes delicious.
"I really can't be goosed to be honest"
"You are such a goose/ you big goose!"
"The goose pecked me"
by matty July 30, 2004
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I have like finnaly managed to hook up with a female now i know every one wants to get into her pants especially all those guys that like talk to her they are just asking to be flamed on technoskape
by truth hurts May 16, 2003
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As a Verb: (To Goose)To mess up- Fail.

Conj;
I goose, you goose, he gooses, we goose, they goose, I goosed, I will goose, I have goosed.

As a pronoun: gooser - one who gooeses
That fucker over there, he goosed my plans to ask her out! (That person not in my light, he ruined my plans to propose a date with her)

Dude, don't goose the shit.
(My fellow man, do not ruin the stuff)

Look at that gooser, he fucked up my rep.
(Take into consideration of that person who ruins things in that area, he ruined my social status)
by Michael Massoud December 05, 2003
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A slang word for PENIS, used mainly in VQM language all across Toronto, Ontario.

Combined with the work CHUCK, means a 'Blow Job' again mainly in VQM language.
" she touched my GOOSE! "
" hey baby, wanna see my GOOSE? "

" just link a little GOOSECHUCK "
" does that bitch give GOOSECHUCK? "
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a handle of liquor also know as a half gallon
i split a goose with a buddy and we where wasted
by slothmastermark June 04, 2005
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The command given to admit defeat by the weaker of the two parties. Only will a true unworthy individual ever fathom saying this humiliating word in the presence of another person.
The whip cracked across her ass when all that could be heard after was,"Jebus Mike, Goose already!"
by mike April 15, 2005
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Goose.....pussy, vagina, and or snatch!!!
Yo girl let me get loose on your goose!!!

Oh baby!!!
by Mr.Pickles November 28, 2005
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