goobenhawk

A Goobenhawk is a young lad who has a mommy fetish and will never leave the nest as long as you have WiFi and a game console. stays in his underwear and has a diarrhea of the mouth.

The Goobenhawk complained his game was lagging because the neighbors have the wifi password.

by Dangen123$ November 23, 2018

Gootensils

Sexual devices, toys and utensils used to induce orgasm during sex or masturbation. For example, a butt plug, a dildo, etc.

Rachel came over and opened up a bag of vibrators. She had quite the collection of gootensils for us to play with.

I have four different sized gootensils that I shove up my ass to hit the prostate when I rub one out.

by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2018

Drew Gooden

Synonym of Danny Gonzalez

“I really like that new Drew Gooden video.”

by TK2000 October 29, 2023

Gooseneck

The act of taking ones hand, making a limp wrist and downwards facing hand. The fingers making an up-and-down claw-like movement to provide a pleasureful sensation for a male partner. His genitalia will at first reject such provocation, but only after a few moments will it grow to appreciate the stimulation.

Damn, I hear that girl Naomi gives a mean gooseneck. My boy Andrew told me it only took 10 seconds for him to splatter all over her face.

by al;skdjf;lkasdjflk;ajs January 18, 2008

Reverse Gooseneck

Not letting a man get a boner before sex,
so you put a flaccid penis into a woman's vagina,

then while it is in the vagina,

the man gets a boner so the woman feels it

getting harder and going up the whole time.

friend: So how was your rendezvous with him last night?
woman to friend: Excellent! We totally did the Reverse Gooseneck last night!
friend: is that fun?
Woman: Hell yeah! I felt it go up the whole time!

by Banana Hammock Brand October 13, 2009

Gooden

when you are really really really feeling bueno and you just cant deny it.

How are you?
Im gooden

by JeremyLara March 21, 2009

Gnomenapping

When someone steals a garden gnome with the intention of taking that gnome to various locations and sending pictures of the gnome back to its original, and rightful owner.

Severina: What are you doing tomorrow night?

Elizabeth: I'm taking a road trip this month, so I'm gnomenapping that house over on Lincoln.

by LizzieSoucie February 8, 2010