googlebaiter

Someone who is stunned and amazed by anything that Google does, to the point where they will post it on G+ while masturbating.

1) Google changed the look of their front page slightly, so Jim the Googlebaiter decided to share it with his friends while jacking off.

2) Jim typed "answer to life the universe and everything" into Google, and saw the answer "42" and promptly ejaculated all over his Android phone.

by TheDebriefer January 20, 2012

googlebility

the ability to google something, and it be listed by google search engine

Check the googlebility of that car.

by airplanelady July 13, 2017

Googlefish

Googlefish better than Alexa.
Dont fuck with him.

Me: Hey googlefish!
Googlefish: shut the fuck up

by Ronanaboi246 August 2, 2020

Googlefags

Are, but not limited to, SJW employees that work at google or any other Silicon Valley tech company. These individuals are marxist in their ideology and have delusions of grandeur. These people are against free speech and are enemies of the constitution of the United States of America. They adhere to leftwing, even communist beliefs and are collectivists who want to destroy capitalism. Through online censorship and self appointed arbiters of truth they are attempting to remove all individual freedoms and are determined to blur all lines of distinction. Thus creating an environment to facilitate their corporatist and globalist overlords can expeditiously rule the whole of humanity.

Those fucking googlefags are at it again, de-platforming and outright censoring creators, individuals and politicians that hold opposing opinions or thoughts. They will be purged, long live the republic, patriots prepare and unite !!!

by FreedomOverSecurity2020 August 8, 2020

Googlefag

Somebody that is a Google Whore. Same thing as an AppleFag. They idolize the company Google and think its the best shit ever. Usually because Google gives freebies in their festivals, they 'buy' people and then they become GoogleFags.

UABC: Dude, you're a GoogleFag, GTFO.

by LAWLZ0rz June 6, 2011

Googesia

The act of forgetting what you were about to search on Google.

I was just about to look up something on my phone, until I got googesia.

by The Vinny Monroig Show January 15, 2015

GOOGLEcat

a verb meaning to trick your friends into trying to join a private conversation. so you and friend would randomly start having a made-up conversation that gets others curious and when they ask about whomever or whatever you're talking about you've succeeded. THEN YOU GO HAHAHAHA you've been GOOGLEcat'd. Then the mark feels stupid and is confused at the same time; and you have that warm fuzzy feeling knowing it. The name is just as random as its meaning.

person one: omg can you believe she did that with that hair dryer.
person two: no man, it was so bizzare.
stupid person three: who are you talking about!? o:
person one: hahaha totally GOOGLEcat'd him.
person two: yeah we did.
stupid person three: ):

by zerosinsteadofOs November 24, 2009