googances

Googances

gu'.gon-sES adj.
To describe, in a shorter word, google annoyances (annoying things on and/or of google) for the purpose of text, tweet, or other character limiting req. A way to explain lacking(s) in a product or concept in reference to "goo."

gu‘.gon-sES verb.
Actions similar to that of google annoyances. Any multitude of actions that have simple requirements, yet are made overly-complex and cannot accomplish their original goal as intended.

What a bunch of googances the baseball team did, they should be able to run to first base without tripping on their own shoe laces and remember not to throw the bat at the UMP. To top it off, they all forgot their socks.

by JJdaCool October 12, 2010

goofen around

When two close friends fuck

Me and Patty where caught goofen around behind the barn

by My dog's red rocket December 31, 2016

goobenhawk

A Goobenhawk is a young lad who has a mommy fetish and will never leave the nest as long as you have WiFi and a game console. stays in his underwear and has a diarrhea of the mouth.

The Goobenhawk complained his game was lagging because the neighbors have the wifi password.

by Dangen123$ November 23, 2018

Gootensils

Sexual devices, toys and utensils used to induce orgasm during sex or masturbation. For example, a butt plug, a dildo, etc.

Rachel came over and opened up a bag of vibrators. She had quite the collection of gootensils for us to play with.

I have four different sized gootensils that I shove up my ass to hit the prostate when I rub one out.

by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2018

Goougen Slime

When your ass is bigger than your forehead.

Abbi: You look like a goougen slime.
Gia: WHAT DID U JUST SAY BITCH

by Goougen Slime November 5, 2019

Goougen Slime

The name of someone who is a real g

Marco: Your my goougen slime.

Branden: No your my goougen slime.

by Goougen Slime November 5, 2019

Googynyaya

Googynyaya is a term that expresses being Admired, Alienated, Abused, LMAOOOOOO, Afraid, Ambivalent, Alive, Ashamed, Aggravated, Alarmed, Awkward, Appreciated, Burdened, Agitated, Anxious, Baffled, Assured, Condemned, Anguished, Appalled, Bewildered, Bitchy, Cheerful, Crushed, Annoyed, Apprehensive, Bothered, Confident, Defeated, Betrayed, Awed, Constricted, Content, Dejected, Massive Cock, Cheated, A Stick in the Mud, Concerned, Directionless, Delighted, Huge Fat Gay Balls, Demoralized, Coerced, Defensive, Disorganized, Determined, Depressed, Controlled, Desperate, Distracted, Ecstatic, Deserted, Deceived, Doubtful, Doubtful, Elated, Despised, Disgusted, Fearful, Flustered, Encouraged, Devastated, Dismayed, Frantic, Foggy, Energized, Disappointed, Displeased, Full of dread, Hesitant, Discarded, Dominated, Guarded, Immobilized, Excited, Discouraged, Enraged, Horrified, Misunderstood, Dickass, Exuberant, Disgraced, Exasperated, Impatient, Perplexed, Flattered, Disheartened, Exploited, Insecure, Puzzled, Fortunate, Disillusioned, Frustrated, Intimidated, Stagnant, Fulfilled, A Wet Blanket, Dismal, Fuming, Nervous, Surprised, Shat On, Glad, Distant, Furious, Overwhelmed, Torn, Good, Horny, Distraught, Harassed, Panicky, Trapped, Grateful, Distressed, Haha Balls, Hateful, Perplexed, Buttery, Salty Scaly Balls, Gratified, Drained, Hostile, Petrified, Uncertain, Hopeful, Empty, Humiliated, Reluctant, Uncomfortable, Joyful, Exhausted, Incensed, Xbox, Shaken, Undecided or Gay.

Old Man: Hey kid... heh... heh....... come here kid. You got that moxie, eh.........

Kid: Ok.
Old Man: *YELLS IN YOUR FACE* GOOGYNYAYAAAAAAA!!!
Kid: Oh shit I feel a number of feelings.

by John Blowe January 23, 2021