Goof

A Canadian term that originated in the jails across the country for sex offenders/Child molesters. These people were put on their own wing away from general population because they’re widely disliked by everyone who isn’t in there for sex crimes, and even some of those guys don’t like each other.

Not a very friendly word to anyone who has served time, but for anybody else that hasn’t been in the system themselves or doesn’t know a lot about it or know anyone who’s been, the word is a popular term that is simply The equivalent to the word “punk”... just watch out who you call a goof because a lot of people (especially older generations) will NOT take it lightly
Prisoner 1: you see that guy he just got on the range today, I think he might be a goof
Prisoner 2: I really hope not or I’ll have to give him a buck-fifty in the shower

Or

Kid 1: Gerald been wilin’ and doing goofy shit all summer
Kid 2: that mans been a goof
by Hennessy021 September 24, 2019
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Goof

Noun, Singular;

1. someone who is loveable in a funny, silly way.

2. Chaplinesque
Everyone at home called him goofs, and he loved it.
by Kapu Dada June 10, 2013
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Goofing

v. Making fun of.
When Charles was goofing on Jason, I laughed so hard that tears were streaming from my eyes.
by I.B. Rooted August 07, 2014
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Goof on

To take delight in anothers folly usually for a period of several seconds or more.
I'm gonna goof on this wino who's trying to tie his shoes while he's drunk.
by Juancabeza August 30, 2009
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goofed

The act of humiliating or being humiliated in a game or in real life.
Jose: Damn, I just got goofed.

Jorge: You just got goofed. Delete your game.
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Goof

Term used by Canadians, mostly those associated with Canadian Inmates or Convicts, in reference to Narcs, Rats, people known for crimes against children ( Child Molesters, Child Abusers, Pedophiles). These people are often found in P.C (or Protective Custody) when serving a jail sentence because people in the General Population can not find any way to trust a Narc nor do they condone such behaviors and heinous crimes against nature. To be a 'Goof' is to be THE LOWEST form of 'human' and most are not perceived as such, which is why most often it does not weigh on one's conscience to "get rid of" a goof.

If a person is called a Goof the expected protocol is to react with physical violence. If said person is defeated in said physical dispute, it does not mean they are in fact a 'Goof', because their actions were in self defense and that person loses no respect. If the person does NOT react in a physically violent manner, they lose all respect and their character comes under serious question and they run the risk of being exiled or alienated from all those who once associated with them
Dude said he wasn't a Goof, but he went straight to P.C...
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Goofing

The murderous process where someone stretches out another persons ear lobes to the point that they are able to choke the person with them, after this the person uses melon bolers to extract the eyeballs from the eye socket and places two dollops of C4 in their place (with two little electric detonators so it looks like the poor patron has eyes) after wards a tiny little goofy hat is placed on the victim's head. The C4 is then detonated leaving a depiction of something that looks exactly like Goofy from the Disney cartoons
Internet failsation Jessica Slaughter's father went on a Goofing rampage when he found out that her daughter was being cyber bullied, lets just say they Dun Goof'd
by emanyell June 14, 2011
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