Gomer

A large "Pyle" of shit.

" Don't walk on the lawn.....
Theres too many Gomers out there".

by mavros April 26, 2006

Gomer

A great man but not nescessarily a wise man; a visonary person; not afraid of conflict; hardworking; a warrior; a competent man; a man with little emotion or feelings.

The opposite of a Gomer is a Kussat.

"That police officer is a Gomer"

by phil247 November 5, 2011

Gomer

A large pile of shit the breaks the surface of the toilet water

Sorry dude, but I just left a gomer in your toilet.

by DC.Kerr June 22, 2008

Gomer

A lanky person that is also smart

Sheldon Cooper is a gomer.

by Johnny Swifton May 25, 2018

Gomer

A tall, gangly looking loser type guy, who thinks he is all it, simply because he is tall. An overly tall guy who is a Doofis. An ugly tall man. Tall clumsy Dorky guy

All the insecure women swooned over Him, until they realized what a Gomer he was.

by Stray Cat RB October 21, 2018

Gomer

An ugly man, usually with a large, shiny forehead.

God that’s a big forehead—he’s such a Gomer.

by BruhMoment11 August 10, 2020

Gomer

Someone who is involved in the agriculture industry, specifically the livestock production side, but is not involved with the showing industry.

I can't stand freedies. Gomers are half as bad. They just don't have the swag. #StuntinIssaHabit

by Phatho May 20, 2017