gomez grip

The act of sticking 1-4 fingers up your opponents anus when ground fighting.

I got Gomez gripped today while training and shit my pants

by Bsherm January 20, 2018

Gamelofted

When a player which enjoys Gameloft's game but they're got screwed over by physics, packet loss, and pay2win mechanics

A: "I just lost 20 ratings in Asphalt 9 due to bad physics"
B: "You just got Gamelofted sadly"

by yesfiraswa May 21, 2021

Gomolemo

A kind person who can make any and everyone laugh. Is a very outgoing and friendly person who cares for others and who gives great advice. This type of person loves drama but doesnt like being involved in drama and is not afraid to fight for whats right. Sometimes this person will keep quiet about certain things to try and not cause problems that will end up involving them.

1: Did you hear about Gomolemo

2: No

1: People say Gomolemo is nice

2: Oh really, I now wanna be friends with that person

1: Same

by That person everyon loves November 22, 2021

tickling gomez

The tender act of rubbing your moustache against one's perineum.

Mate: Did you seal the deal last night?
Me: Yep, once I'd given her a tender tickling gomez, she couldn't refuse my proposal.

by The Tender Tickler November 14, 2014

João Gomes

The COOLEST in the entire UNIVERSE. You're lucky af if you have a João in your life specifically João Gomes because he be intelligent, funny and the most caring dude on this planet.

This mans got self respect on a whole other level, also I could go on about his looks but I'm tryna type this under 5 mins not 100 years.
AND DONT WORRY HE AINT IGNORING YOU HE IS A SOCIALLY AWKWARD INTP <3

"I need help idk what to dooo"
"bro talk to João Gomes even if he doesn't know how to help he will 100% make you feel happier"

by g1ng3r5auru5 January 5, 2022

John Gomez Syndrome

An incredibly horrible condition in which you wear suits, discuss politics, and take constant ridicule for being John Gomez. In fact, you probably broke your leg sliding into a fucking base during baseball, and ended up on crutches for all of middle school for being such a fuck-up. John Gomez Syndrome is the equivalent of cancer, but to a more deadly degree.

Dude, why the fuck are you wearing a suit and talking politics?
I've been diagnosed with John Gomez Syndrome
That sucks

by RoxerMan October 24, 2014

Jonny Gomes

Easily the best player in Major League Baseball history. His greatness cannot be expressed properly in words. It has been rumored that he is the son of God himself and I don't doubt it for a second.

LOL, Jonny Gomes homered again.

by Kenny1243 May 5, 2006