golfie

a woman who would look good in a short skirt

“She’s a golfie for sure”

by kakabw January 16, 2020

Golfitis

When your wife is just sick and tired of you playing golf all the time and neglecting her. Some cases can get quite severe resulting in broken marriages and separations

I’m sick and tired of you playing golf every weekend and developing golfitis

by darksnake June 29, 2022

golftastic

A word combining golf and fantastic.

1. That Par 5 was golftastic!
2. I stroke several times while minigolfing, but can't get it in thehole very golftastically...
3. I put my balls in the ballwasher after they went in the sand and they came out golftastic!
4. You grip that shaft golftastically.

by _Robalicious_ April 18, 2009

Godfiti

(n.) -- Witty, pithy slogans written on outdoor walls that either denigrate the existence of God or the gods, or praise God or the gods, or sometimes do both.

I saw this Godfiti written on a wall the other day.

"God is dead." -- Nietzsche

''Nietzsche is dead.'' -- God

by PRwiz101 October 26, 2011

Golfing

lowkey way of saying that you're gonna smoke weed. Used around teachers/parents/bosses to talk about weed in public.

Person 1: "Yo you look high as fuck."
Person 2: "Shh I was golfing."

by dumbdefs October 27, 2017

golit

When you have a daily goal but are too lazy or forgot to do it

Dang it I don’t want to do my daily golit

by Lesjsh February 9, 2019

GOlIT

When you have a daily goal but are too lazy to do it

I’m behind on my daily goals cause I pulled a golit yesterday

by Lesjsh February 9, 2019