Gofts

Haley's spelling of gifts

tell him I want one of those gofts

by yodalover6969 December 16, 2020

goiter

Typically a female housemate who without cause upsets fellow housemates with constant whinging. The goiter is always the victim regardless of consequence. A goiter lives in a constant state of depression and solitude, their depression is compounded by intercourse with as many as 1 to 2 randoms every weekend in her search for love. A female goiter enjoys detailing in graphic detail to female housemates vaginal problems postcoital with said randoms. Partying with a goiter should be avoided at all costs for fear of ruining your own fun.

"Oh my god, she is such a goiter!", "Fucking goiter!", "Goiter!"

by Ezascanbe July 29, 2005

goiter

Goiter can also be caused by eating soy and soy-based foods like tofu.

If more people realized that humans are supposed to eat meat in addition to vegetables, goiter wouldn't be a significant problem.

by pre-med student May 7, 2003

goiter

a random lump of fat and extra skin that does belong wherever it is found. gross

Chris: dude, look at that huge goiter. i could make friends with it

by Topher40 June 9, 2007

goitz

a total screw-up

that situation was a big goitz

by goitzer July 30, 2009

Gogito

The Most Powerful Fusion In the Multiverse, Fusion Between Vegito and Gogeta, He is Sexy and Beautiful,
Priest was his teacher and He Can Hakai every person AND YOU CAN'T DODGE IT !

Random girl : "Oh My God Look Gogeta" Gogito : "GOGETA DID YOU SAY GOGETAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

by Don't need to know bitch February 14, 2017

Goiterbeard

A king among neckbeards, the goiterbeard is a man craving authority over others; he wears Oakley sunglasses and buys his own secret service style earpiece for his low impact security job. Most importantly, his neckbeard is camouflage for a fat guy goiter.

That goiterbeard in security drew his tazer on me for going 16mph in the empty parking lot.

by niceasimov May 18, 2018