goochtard

a person with excessive space between their ass and their holy place.

"Yo Danny, bend over and let me tickle your gooch, bro."
"Okay, bro. Let me just take my pantaloons off."
"Hell yeah."
"Hell yeah again."
"Oh shit, you are a fucking goochtard. Get outta my casa."
"...Okay... I can respect that."

by g4lak47 February 24, 2014

Gocktail

A cocktail made with goon. Usually white goon, apple juice and lemonade. White goon and redbull concentrate for special occasions.

I had such a fabulous evening. It must have been due to the gocktails I was drinking.

by Povo March 21, 2008

gochi

doing something unethical but with ishtyle ... without letting anyone know about it. GM .

maine E Mail ki gochi kar li

by GM January 26, 2005

gochi

An aul Fart who protects a Building site after all the workers have gone home.

You keep scetch for the Gochi, While I load all these fuckin Blocks

by Alan Hickey July 27, 2006

JEW FRO/GOCH FRO

a christan man with a jew fro, whose name is goch/grundal.

A small christan was frowned upon because of his hair in church, so he converted to judism because of his jew fro(JEW FRO/GOCH FRO).

by tmcadoo December 8, 2006

gothtard

A gothtard is a person who pretends they are obbsessed with music, and wears borrowed band tees, and think they are punk. They are also rejected from society from being unshowered, and idiots, so they group together like rejected animals.

jill- "oh my god, keep walking theres a gothtard over there"

by kellykat! August 24, 2008

gochin motion

a hott gurl named gochin!

you she's da gochin motion

by xox gochin xox March 17, 2003