1 definition by g4lak47

a person with excessive space between their ass and their holy place.
"Yo Danny, bend over and let me tickle your gooch, bro."
"Okay, bro. Let me just take my pantaloons off."
"Hell yeah."
"Hell yeah again."
"Oh shit, you are a fucking goochtard. Get outta my casa."
"...Okay... I can respect that."
by g4lak47 February 20, 2014
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