goallessness

The state of being without goals.

John worked hard all week, but enjoyed goallessness on Saturday.

by Karbie August 18, 2011

Goalie

First of all a goalie in soccer is the most important player, because of the whole team messes up its up to the goalie to save the teams butt. It also sucks being a goalie because they are thought of the least important player on the team because they don't run around but in face they have to have the most skill on the team because when that ball is coming in there direction they have to think of where the person is going to go, where the ball is going to go, what hight is the ball gonna go, and when should they dive and they have to get all of that right. Also if a goalie messes up it's always remembered but the good saves are just looked upon like that is our job. Not to mention if the weather is bad how much worse it is for us goalies than all of the field players like we have to jump, dive, and run in that weather. Goalies are also basically mini coaches because they can see the whole field. sometimes we have to tell something to our forwards so we have to scream and omg is that annoying when they don't hear us. So maybe now people will have more respect for us goalies

"GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME" "WATCH NUMBER 10 BROOKE" screamed the goalie.

by Bmiller April 27, 2019

Comedy goalie

A person who reveals certain embellishments of another person’s comedic story or joke thereby making the comedy less funny. This act is sometimes done intentionally (stating facts) or accidentally (asking too many questions).

I understand that bananas can’t knock on doors! Stop being such a comedy goalie!

by Tommy Nomore May 9, 2021

Cock goalie

The ultimate cock blocker. Often says thing to women like "yo this guy's no good, he's a player."

Fuck that guy bro, he's the cock goalie

by longrod vonbigdong March 1, 2011

nanny goatee

Hair on the chin of a woman. Frequently seen in post-menopausal,hispanic and brazilian women. Usually accompanied by a "misstache".

You can spot a brazilian woman by the big,gaping asshole and the black nanny goatee.

by wolfbait51 March 28, 2011

thong goatee

hairs that stick out from a skanky girls underwear/bathing suit bottoms

guy 1: that girl was pretty hot
guy 2: no way man, she had a scraggley thong goatee.

by alfofspringfield August 14, 2008

lax goalie

Some who hate and loves playing goal. Secretly hating it because those balls hurt like a mother fucker. And loving it because it's absolutely worth it. Besides the fact that the balld are thrown hard enough to make chuck Norris shed a tear of pure pain.

Don't worry lax goalies have balls of pressurized rubber.

by ball dropping beast June 6, 2014