Gruber

1) A cold pimp-daddy, known to pimp on foot in the snow.
2) A pimp that likes to get his groove on. Usually residing in cool to cold climates.
3) A bearded-stallion of a man. Always heterosexual.
4) A young, handsome buck whom is expertly schooled in the art of womanizing, and stylin' & profilin'.
5) A womanizer known to possess a fierce left strait.

"Keep yo daughtas way from dat chil... Dat boys a gruber!"

-Harriet Tubman

by Seth McCain September 16, 2008

gubernataculosis

ass hair spontaneously braiding itself. (not pubic.)

Matt awoke to discover himself the victim of a severe case of gubernataculosis.

by weeZy August 12, 2002

Gubernor

An elected leader of a state with a delicious chocolate coating.

The Gubernor of Massachusetts is a complete socialist wingnut. Yet he is strangely appealing to the brainwashed masses due to his milk chocolate coating.

by albud October 3, 2010

gubernator

pilot, leader, captain, etc. (latin root)

"i drive a boat and im a gubernator."

by Scott V April 25, 2006

Gruber

Grandparents that drive grandkids to and from school or other events on a regular basis.

I can’t join you for lunch today because I’m on Gruber duty this afternoon.

by Awesome Nana March 29, 2021

Gubernick

Is a name for a girl who wants sex with any guy that can fill her pussy that has been beaten to hell by her daddy.

A busted up pussy from having sex like a wild whore.

Person1:That girl is hot! Person2: Man you don't want that, that shit is a gubernick.

by Kruska November 5, 2007

gubernatorial

Group activity involving the choking of one's chicken during heated political discourse.

Hey, man, those guys have gone all gubernatorial over at the democratic national convention.

by Chuck Wells September 23, 2003