gluesniffer

A person who sniffs glue, white out, or any other toxic school supplies to experience a high.

My friend Jenn was a gluesniffer when we were in school and she would raid supplies from the art room.

by Tatiane Joelle December 6, 2006

gluteolacunosity

Assholeness. The amount or degree of assholeness in a person.

A stern leader, he takes pride in his gluteolacunosity.

by corpusverbus January 6, 2010

gluteus laximus

a flat booty; a gluteus without the maximus

Joe: Would you fuck Mary?
Hank: Not with that gluteus laximus.
Joe: Ha! Ha! Ha!

by 2014_chiguy March 7, 2008

Gluten-Free Friend

A gluten-free friend is a friend that sabotages every meal out with their bullshit. If a gluten-free friend senses people are having fun, they instantly become shit crippled, and ask if what they’re consuming has gluten.

We were having a great night last night when Justin got the bubble gut, and started yelling that his free range tofu had gluten in it. He totally fucked up the night; I’m putting him on the list of gluten-free friends.

by P-Biddy July 11, 2018

Gluteus Maximus

booty (-muscles)

"When my ocular organs located a gluteus maximus of remarkable magnitude, my genitalia became erect."

(Meaning "When I saw a big booty I got a boner.")

by Big Bap a.k.a. Tiny Tom May 16, 2018

ebola gluten free kush

Another kind of kush.

It is ebola gluten free so you know you are not dying.

Definition: When someone is dying to get some kush or weed.

ebola gluten free kush

A term widely used by a dj and producer "ZAXX"

EX.1:

Greg: Hey, I got that hook up for ebola gluten free kush.

Jason: I'll take some!

EX.2:

#ebolaglutenfreekush

EX.3:

A term widely used by dj and producer "ZAXX"

ZAXX: Do you like ebola gluten free kush?
Random Chick: Its the best kind.

by WhereTheyAtTho September 23, 2014

glutius flatosis

A condition where a women has a flat buttocks. AKA flat ass. Common in European women. A person with this condition lacks junk in the trunk.

Heather was self consious about her ass because of the chronic Glutius Flatosis.

by DzNutz January 20, 2004