glitterbag

To cover the scrotum in a handful/cup of glitter and the proceed to dunk ones scrotum into the open mouth or face of another person

Person 1: We should glitterbag shawn...
Person 2: Consider him glittered.

by Johhanne Robino July 2, 2010

Glitterfucking

The term glitterfucking is where someone uses glitter as lube during sex. Or when you use glitter during sex.

Person 1: did you see debra last night?
Person 2: no why?
Person 1: She was glitterfucking that dude!

by WhyHeLloglitterfuckers April 26, 2020

Glitter Lung

a condition of the lungs which occurs from over-exposure to mass amounts of glitter resulting in difficulty breathing, shortness of breath and coughing. technically referred to as "pneumosparkliosis"

I can't come to work today because I helped my daughter with her art project last night and I've contracted glitter lung.

by madster109 December 3, 2009

city glitter

Details added to embellish or excuse an online scam once someone has started to question the situation.

The term arose from an online scam involving a livejournal user named city_glitter who allegedly attempted to raise money for her credit card debt by claiming her cat had been set on fire and needed emergency surgery. When another user foxfurred her in a live chat, she repeatedly attempted to cover the scam with more lies.

When David's false story about finding a finger in his chili made the news, he attempted to cover his tracks with city glitter.

by Jen Minola July 31, 2005

gaithersburg

a suburb of washington, dc. located inbetween rockville, darnestown, olney and germantown, right in the middle of montgomery county, the 3rd most affluent county in the US. voted 17th best place to live in the entire united states by money magazine and cnn online in 2005. notorious for being "ghetto" and de-SPIC-able, it's actually very weathly. the median household income is over $80,000 (more than twice the national average and more than both germantown and olney). less urban than rockville, older than germantown and less rich than bethesda, it's not that bad if you don't live in/near montgomery village or directly off of 355(where you will either be pulled over, arrested, and/or shot). BTW ZIP CODE 20878 + 20850 YOU LIVE IN GAITHERSBURG NOT NORTH POTOMAC. four high schools in the city: gaithersburg, watkins mill, marguder and quince orchard. gaithersburg is ghetto and basically an immigration officer's wet dream, some very wealthy people that live about an hour away in laytonsville also attend (retarded boundry lines), watkins mill is full of semi-wealthy yet trashy white people (especially around neelsville) and really ghetto black people, quince orchard's full of rich white and even richer minorities who SWEAR they live in north potomac and darnestown, when really they live in gaithersburg and rockville. finally magruder is full of gays in plays, and really hardcore druggies and crack whores (thankfully most of them live in rockville too) but is actually the most normal of all nearby schools in terms of academics and athletics.

bethesda guy: where do you live?
gburg dude: gaithersburg
bethesda guy: fuck dude, sorry.
gburg dude: it's ok, at least i don't live in germantown or....cringe... frederick.

by @ ghs but do not belong here. September 24, 2005

Glittertind

A handy word for...anything really. Commonly used as a generic answer to questions about someone's whereabouts, or what someone might be doing.

Also: a state of happiness and/or extreme hyperactivity.

A mountain somewhere in Norway...

The location for a Prison Break Spin Off Series (Prison Break: Polish Pole Dancing)

A feeling of extreme pride in absolutely nothing whatsoever.

Where's Sam off to? Glittertind

How are you? Glittertind

I'm feeling particularly glittertind today.

Where were you last night? Glittertind

Describe yourself in two words. Glittertind...baby.

GLITTERTIND4LYF

by Roy and Phil May 21, 2008

Garry Glitter

Celebrity recently convicted as a paedophile. Used to describe someone who has a much younger girlfriend or is interested in young or underage women.

"He's going Garry Glitter on us!"
or
"she's only 14, thats a bit Gary Glitter isn't it."

by WhootNo October 3, 2006