Also called a Swegway, IO Hawk, PhunkeDuck, and "self balancing scooter", it is a small 2 wheeled, self balancing scooter. Once you get at least 1000 followers on vine you must buy one. It automatically proves you have money and are a douchebag.
Person 1: Dude, I hit 1000 followers on vine yesterday! Time to get a Douche Glider
Person 2: AWESOME! I have one also, we can go be rich, jerks together!
Person 1: Hold on, let me put this moment on vine.
Person 2: AWESOME! I have one also, we can go be rich, jerks together!
Person 1: Hold on, let me put this moment on vine.
by pest21500 December 29, 2015
Get the Douche glider mug.An aerodynamic aviation system designed by J. Cordeiro the infamous Portuguese aviation engineer. Commonly referred to as the "Pork Chop Express". Developed and tested within Ontario Canada, Brought into production by Clearway Construction.
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A euphemism for having an illicit extramarital affair as made famous by Matt Hancock on 25th June 2021
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I performed a perfect jersey glide to get around the idiots who don't know how to merge with the flow of traffic.
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