Glido

A ceiling formation involving two lights and a fan that presents a friendly face before your eyes.

Me and my friend saw a glido yesterday in my living room.

by Henry Michealson June 18, 2009

Glide In

A street side parking space that has enough room in advance of the intended spot, so that one can simply glide into the space, without the necessity of parallel parking or jumping the curb (not good for vehicles with CV joints, but done regularly, nevertheless). The more vacant spots in advance of the target spot, the better.

Stoners, the morbidly obese and people over 50, will cruise endlessly for glide in spots. It is rumored that the last glide in parking space in Manhattan was spotted sometime around 1935.

And for the really serious parker, there is the Super Glide In. (Which is a Glide In combined with a Glide Out.)

by miker2001 December 29, 2009

The Glide

The Glide is a move that guys do to girls at bars or clubs. As a guy is passing by a girl, under the guise of trying to get through the crowd, he will put his hand on her lower back. During this, he will let his hand glide down from her lower back to her ass.

"That creepy guy just walked by me and did the glide." - any girl at a bar on any night ever.

by definitely not me really February 8, 2012

Sioux Falls Hang Glider

An inverted titty-fuck while deficating on the persons face

If I buy this fat girl enough drinks, maybe she'll come back to my place and I can give her a Sioux Falls Hang Glider.

by Fred Etish October 7, 2006

glidge

1 n. To make sounds when a penis is stuckin your mouth
2 n. The edge of a penis
3 n. A person who is a dick behind the wheel; a grumpy driver
4 n. A biker who who thinks he "owns" the road and is an asshole to anyone who thinks differently

1 " Last night this annoying chick wouldn't stop glidging"
2 " Dad,I want to touch my glidge, is that good or bad? "
3 " that glidge just pulled right infront of us"
4 " there were like, 50 glidges on that shortcut we took"

by glidge May 21, 2008

Glidden

Glidden is a very horny spaz but also hot af and is always dtf.

You are such a sexual and hot person that means you must be Glidden

by Thiccccc bb November 19, 2018

Glidewelled

When a bandwagon fan starts rooting for your team, and then your team is then fucking terrible.

Hey Henry, that bandie Nate fucking glidewelled my team this year like he did yours last year!

by Willie Fisterguts February 9, 2021