No Shits Given Phenomenon 

A psychological condition in which a person has so much to get done but instead decides to take a nap.

"Man we have so much to get done between projects, busy work, and finals this week.. I think I'm gonna go take a nap." "Sounds like you're undergoing the No Shits Given Phenomenon!"

No Shits Given Phenomenon by SinfulStudent April 28, 2013

It’s God given 

“It’s God given” is a phrase coined by Domingo Ayala, self proclaimed best baseball player in the world. Domingo Ayala himself is more than a man, but less then a god. Ayala runs the very successful Domingo beisbol academy. But it’s not just baseball, it’s God given beisbol.

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“Now it’s important when you hit home plate, to pay your respects. Because after all, it’s God given.” - Domingo Ayala

It’s God given by LosiebnivegdoGstI March 22, 2020

No fucks given 

An alternative for, "I dont give a fuck".

#1 Keesha got her car stolen!
#2 So what? No fucks given here

No fucks given by kindredraver August 3, 2016

Ever-Given 

A situation or object(s) that slows or fully halts an operation, that should have been preventable with common sense.

The situation is a total Ever-Given, we shouldn't have tried to us that canal when the boat is longer than the canal is wide.

Ever-Given by didipi249 March 26, 2021

negitive fucks given 

negitive fucks given is when you don't give a fuck but take it to the next level and you are past zero fucks given.

SJ: JR... you are going to be late for work.

JR: i give zero fucks... Fuck that i am beyond zero fucks!!! i have negative FUCKS given!!!! when you are beyond zero fucks you then have negative fucks given.

SJ: hahah negitive fucks given

negitive fucks given by samuofh January 17, 2018

Thats a given 

Uttered when someone says something that is obviously true.

The phrase was originally invented by me before rising into popularity.

Random dude 811: Final Fantasy IX is the best game ever.
Me: Thats a given.

Random Dude 499: Sri Lanka is amazing at cricket!
Me: Thats a given.

(^Well, according to me at least ^o^)

Random dude 911: George Bush sucks!
Me: Thats a given.

(according to everyone)

Thats a given by Adelbert Steiner March 22, 2008

god has given you a body and kicked your face 

A very sincere comment to a girl, whose body is sexy but her face looks like an accident.

"gosh, wtf is this? It seems like god has given her a body but kicked her face"!!!

god has given you a body and kicked your face by phlegmat March 24, 2005