Gilmore Girls'd

(verb) The terrifying and embarrassing act of watching a TV program and then looking up and finding out that Gilmore Girls is on. Often happens when a viewer is not paying attention or falls asleep. Completely unintentional yet somehow unavoidable.
I dozed off during Full House today and I got Gilmore Girls'd.

I turned the TV on and got Gilmore Girls'd.

After I Gilmore Girls'd John, I made him chug a Smirnoff Ice for being such a tool.
by bbhb8 September 29, 2010
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Happy Gilmore

In the same category as the mouse trap, this sexual move entails distracting the blowjob giver so that the recipient may use their penis as though a golf club the likes of which happy gilmore demonstrated. A running start followed by a swing of the penis onto the blowjob givers face/forhead/back of head (if your timing is off)
Guy 1: hey! is saw your girlfriend the other day. did she get work done?

Guy 2: nah, i fixed it with my dick.

Guy 1: you straightened her nose... with your dick?

Guy 2: yea, i gave her the old happy gilmore

Guy 1: you are the man.
by ..erm? March 17, 2010
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Gilmore Girls

A show about nothing, that isn't funny, also responsible for more suicides in the U.S. each year than clinical depression. Loved and cherished by people born with out brains or a sense of humor. One more horrible show on the WB.
I lent my friend my sisters copy of Gilmore Girls season 1 as a joke and found his corpse with his wrist's spewing blood the next day.
by Payton Marshall March 28, 2009
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Happy Gilmore putt

A putt that is babied so bad that it only makes it about 1/4 of the way to the hole.
I thought I'd get a par in today, green in regulation with 15 feet to the hole... but I made a Happy Gilmore putt and of course ended up three-putting for bogey.
by HeavyD293 July 9, 2011
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Happy Gilmored

Happy Gilmore is known for the way he takes 6-7 steps up to his golf ball before driving it further than humanly possible. Happy Gilmoring/Happy Gilmored piggy backs off this idea in that you take your fully erect penis and sprint right towards the bent over ass of the person you are trying to have sex with. The intent is to have your dick go further up the vagina/asshole than any other cock that has been in there in the past.
Dude: Yo man my chick drank so much and passed out leaning on the bed last night.

Friend: Did you do anything weird to her?

Dude: Weird? No. But I happy Gilmored the shit outta that ass. Got like 3 inches deep!
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 18, 2017
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Freaky Gilmore

Happy Gilmore but instead his name is Freaky Gilmore.

And instead of playing golf, he puts golf clubs up his ass.
“Woah Momma, Now that’s what I call a Freaky Gilmore!!!”
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natalie gilmore

Bad ass, thick, sometimes petty, seems like a drama starter but really she gets dragged into it. She loves her friends, and would do anything for them. Very sensitive. She cares what is wrong. When people are upset she will be the first ones there.
Damn, I would love to hook up a Natalie gilmore
by N0t0l0e December 10, 2016
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