Noun; A comically inept Attorney General who was appointed on March 11, 2021. Instead of investigating treason, he spends his days playing Snood, taking naps and getting sexually aroused by manila folders.
“Merrick Garland is as useful as a vibrator without batteries, a paper umbrella, or a submarine with a screen door”.
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To ejaculate a monstrous load onto a person's torso, giving them a coating of semen that resembles a sweater made out of gelatin
"That bitch was sucking me off, and at the last second I pulled it out and gave her a nasty gelatin sweater! Hahah bet she's nice and warm now!"
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Get the gellan mug.Known as SMG for short, this actress is probably best known for her work on the cult hit television show Buffy: The Vampire Slayer. She has won several awards, including a Daytime Emmy for her performance in All My Children. She has also starred in a number of movies including Cruel Intentions and The Grudge, and is currently continuing to pursue her movie career.
Sarah has a reputation in Hollywood as being incredibly professional, talented, kind, and smart. She has developed a wide and dedicated fanbase over the years due to her abilities, charisma, and generosity. There are also a number of people who have developed a certain amount of disdain for her, including fans of Buffy who don't feel that she has given them enough attention, those who believe various unflattering rumors about her character, and those who call her acting talent itself into question. Those who have known her and worked with her, however, almost always have only positive things to say about her dedication to her craft, her personality, and her skills.
Sarah has a reputation in Hollywood as being incredibly professional, talented, kind, and smart. She has developed a wide and dedicated fanbase over the years due to her abilities, charisma, and generosity. There are also a number of people who have developed a certain amount of disdain for her, including fans of Buffy who don't feel that she has given them enough attention, those who believe various unflattering rumors about her character, and those who call her acting talent itself into question. Those who have known her and worked with her, however, almost always have only positive things to say about her dedication to her craft, her personality, and her skills.
"(Sarah Michelle Gellar) has been doing this for her whole life, and that could make a person completely strange and...stupid. But Sarah thinks about the whole picture. She could direct. She could produce. She can do all of those things very ably. She's as good an actress as I've ever worked with, and believe me when I say that I am as bitter a man about actors as you will ever meet." - Joss Whedon
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