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Gayer than jizz on a mustache

dude, watching dancing with the stars is gayer than jizz on a mustache
by vooks November 4, 2008
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Gayer than a bag of dicks

Gayer than your average bear! very very gay! so gay you could stand a flag pole in there anus and pack the sides with mounds of pubic hair for a more compact feel.
Scotts outerwear is a pink fish-net vest, bright coloured ass-less drainpipes and sporting glittery fairy wings along with his boyfriends dancing to YMCA and rubbing oil into there exposed nipples. therefore he would be and this would be 'gayer than a bag of dicks'
by zakoh October 26, 2007
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Super Secret Gayer Language

“The Super Secret Gayer Language” is a language made by Ray Avellaka and Max that can only be learned if you meet the goddesses themselves.
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gayer than a three-dollar bill

Not just any homosexual male but one that makes a huge show of their sexual orientation and makes it very obvious what their tendencies are.
gay guy: Heyyyyyyyy boo! you look FABULOUS!
straight person: He's gayer than a three-dollar bill!
by orientalchicken March 27, 2016
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Super Secret Gayer Language

“The Super Secret Gayer Language” is a language made by Ray Avellaka and Max that can only be learned if you meet the goddesses themselves.
I met the goddesses that made the Super Secret Gayer Language
mugGet the Super Secret Gayer Languagemug.
Describing any situation that you feel is lame, boring, or otherwise below your standard.
Hey dude, this party sucks.
I know man, it's gayer than a bag of rubber dicks. And that's pretty gay!
by Akamaitek August 18, 2006
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