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360 Bartender

A bartender who's head is on a swivel and keeps your drink(s) refreshed without hesitation. Generally hard to find, especially at singles bars where the bar keep is more interested in scoring than earning a gratuity.
That dude was a 360 bartender. I never had to ask him for anything, and neither did anyone else. He was Johnny on the Spot, and even slid me a free beer after my fourth round with subsequent tips. Bravo!
by Lord Bismarck November 18, 2011
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The Gardener Emotion

Its an emotion where you are confused, horny and affectionate. Some may call it the quarantine emotion. It has nothing to do with the gardener it is just there for effect. But honestly who cant resist a sexy gardener.
Friend 1 “I think i caught the gardener emotion”
Friend 2 “I don't know if I can deal with that
Friend 1 “can you help me get rid of it”
by Bigbeanboy(sexy) April 20, 2020
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america's top bartender

A game invented one cold night by Mando, Catherine, Claudio, Sammy, Diego, and Andrew

It involves you teaming up into pairs competing for the best drink mix, whether it be the tastiest or the strongest.

The drink is mixed in secret then poured out for the judges, everyone rotates and at the end the best drink wins and everyone is a bit drunk, so everyone wins.
Mando: Hey you all wanna play America's top bartender?
Catherine: I'm down!
Diego: yea im game, even though I cheat with catherine!
Claudio: whatever... I'll drink to that
Sammy: ok, lets play! me and catherine are team 1
by lisa drive January 10, 2010
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Bartender Tommy

That dude to be dude friends with! And it’s not a joke at all. Make bartending is legit what you should inspire to be. That name has grabbed more ladies, and woke up next to ones I only dreamed about. How? Who knows, he’s the shit and you will know what I mean. Once you watch the girls, watch him, while watching him mix up drinks.
I wish I was as attractive and had the confidence, to talk to women like Bartender Tommy can!
by A Westfield wishful August 3, 2018
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uphill gardener

A skilled horticuluturalist who works on steep inclines.
Well I'm no expert on fauna, but I think you need to get an uphill gardener in to deal with all these weeds.
by Roger McTodger November 19, 2006
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Uphill gardener

A term that describes a bloke who uses his tool on a gradiant or a mucky slope
woman:that bloke likes you mate
dude:Zomg hes an Uphill gardener
by b1nn7 August 28, 2006
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uphill gardener

a Chutney Ferret, Marmite Miner or, more simply, BumGay.

Man on man action.
'Look at Az the Spaz, what an uphill Gardener
by SirSandGoblin July 15, 2003
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