Garf Hound

A person who goes around sniffing girls' bicycle seats.

I caught him sniffing that girl's bicycle seat. He is a confirmed garf hound.

by Dosh0622 December 3, 2014

Garf

Garf

Shartys like a melody in my garf

by Your local anarchy May 8, 2022

Garf

one cute mf

eggs garf

by chris netheraton August 8, 2024

Garf Karf

An ugly car. Usually a Volkswagen Beetle.

Person 1: look at that Garf Karf! How ugly!

Person 2: There is a skinless body behind the KFC I work at

by The Bigulus Testiculus May 5, 2023

GarF

a person who consistently gaslights everyone in your group.

Torin is such a GarF.

I can't believe he made me believe that I actually slept with my second cousin.
Jokes on him,
It was actually his mom. XD

by GeoGarF April 22, 2022

Garf

An oversized infinity scarf worn by an effeminate sister in your local Gayborhood.

Oh HONEY, that garf is FIERCE.

by Garfunkle73 November 24, 2016

Garfing

The act of committing a garf - to goof, miss an obvious point, or do something in a half-assed manner. Reminiscent of Garfield, carrying the connotation of doing something in a lazy manner without necessarily meaning to be lazy, rather, it is in the garfer's nature to be such. To garf often involves becoming so overwhelmed by the amount of information available that one simply cannot process it, glazes over, and retains nothing. For one who garfs, this amount of information tends to be much less than would overwhelm the average person.

Maddison's really garfing on these questions - she didn't understand what we were asking at all.

by Raccoon Lord August 30, 2024