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Eckerd-Gauntlet

when students at eckerd college get drunk and need something to do they streak across the buildings which are built VERY closely to one another. making it an easy climb when on the stairs, while other drunken hippies/jocks/rich kids stand around watching
man1: im so drunk dood but im soooo bored!
man2: me to man, hey hey i dare you to run the Eckerd-gauntlet!
man1: oh dood you are so totally on dood!

later on:

man1: oh shit man how do i get down security is coming after me!

man2: youre on your own (runs away)
by kittykatkissin January 17, 2010
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Gaunt

Very thin and bony from a disease,hunger or cold
''my god he looks so gaunt! poor guy!''
by sweet jesus September 1, 2008
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gaping

when someone is doing a girl up the ass and takes it out, the big hole is her gaping ass
I did Trisha up that sweat ass of hers and it was gaping for weeks
by Josh November 22, 2004
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Gazuntenschpoot

To sneeze at the precise moment you achieve orgasm. This is primarily only used for men, although women who squirt could also "schpoot" so the definition is flexible.

The muscle contraction caused by the sneeze is also known to increase the velocity of the ejaculation. Do not give someone a facial if you think you are about to sneeze unless the recipient is wearing OSHA z-78 certified safety goggles.
Klint, feeling that a sneeze was imminent, fearing a gazuntenschpoot, he attempted to warn his female partner, but he was too late. The aftermath of the gazuntenschpoot left his partner blind in one eye and with an incurable phobia of both sneezes and the business end of a wang.

Bob: Man, I hate alergy season, been gazutenschpootin every chick I've banged this week. I'm gonna end up killin a bitch.
by Joostin March 26, 2010
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giant gaping vagina

A slut that has a very large cooch.
Hey Juan last night while i was fucking your mom i almost fell into her large gaping vagina.
by Mc Klondike Bar March 29, 2004
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Gaping Asshole

Un-normally loose ass hole. Usually caused by ass spelunking
When someone gets pounded in the ass, they get a "Gaping Asshole"
by Vegas March 24, 2003
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Gaping Whore

A girl that has so much sex that her vagina is literally a gaping hole... When guys have sex with her, she rarely feels anything... She constantly needs to have special custom dildos made for her, since every week or so, her vagina becomes larger.

To sum it all up, if you have every been with a girl, and you needed to use the the phrase: "It was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway" to describe her to your friends, it means you have experienced a gaping whore.
"Wow, that bitch i boinked last night was a gaping whore!"

"Man, that bitch was such a gaping whore, when she stood up after I finished, all my cum just dribbled out! There was literally nothing to hold it inside of her!"

"Shnap, my wife is such a gaping whore, I will never get her pregnant... all my cum keeps flowing out of her!"

"DUDE! That orgy was CRAZY last night! 10 guys came inside of her, an when she stood up afterwards, it was like a fireman hose went off! It all just rushed out!"
by Cock Licker biatch! June 9, 2009
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