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future-farming

The act or process of forming a friendship with a member of the opposite sex in the hopes of "reaping the crops" in the future
Future-farming means that you plant the seed and take care of that seed until it grows into a plant. And then you fuck the plant
by Dubbs*420 October 21, 2013
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Future Queen of the World

Only words to describe the most amazing woman on the face of the earth.
-That bitch is crazy!
-Nah, man that be my future queen of the world.
by Gr8Gatz August 26, 2010
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Future Poop

Noun: Meaning food. Anything edible. It all becomes one thing, future poop.
man: "What do you want for future poop?"
Woman: "Let's get burritos."
by BirdWop August 25, 2014
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future fat

When you can look at someone and know that one day in the future they will be obese.
Guy 1: I don't know bro, she's pretty hot.

Guy 2: Nah man, look at her face, she's totally going to be future fat.
by Sunabove July 11, 2017
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Rimming the Future

To manipulate the events in the present or to redefine the past with the goal of achieving a particular desired future.
Person 1: "Dude, your economics degree seems so boring. Why do you even bother?"
Person 2: "Bro, I'm just rimming the future"

Person 1: "Why do US history books put an emphasis on the US involvement in WWII as if they won the war when Russia actually did?"
Person 2: "They were just rimming the future"
by LemonySnickets January 17, 2017
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future diary

A dairy of a girl named Yuno Gasai. If you fuck with Yukon Amano you have a 99.99 percent chance to be killed in some brutal fashion.
by YaboiEvil May 9, 2018
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