furmaid

A hairy mermaid; a female who doesn't shave; an attractive but hairy female.

She was a Goddess from the sea, but she didn't shave--she was no mermaid, she was a furmaid!

by GypsyMiss November 19, 2014

formal invite

when tom asks you to watch creed by sending a letter in the mail.

I'm just going to send emma a formal invite

by timmytimmynumnums May 14, 2016

Furmaid

Any furry aquatic animal or quadrupedal animal that's dwelling in water

"I threw a stick for my pupper to chase, it then evolved into a water-type furmaid"

"When it makes contact with water my doggo transforms into a graceful furmaid"

by Otterlyobvious May 15, 2017

formal sex

The opposite of casual sex.

"Save-the-Date" cards are sent, followed by printed invitations requiring an RSVP. There is an unspoken dress and undress code. Invitees are expected to be well-mannered, witty, and clean. Afterwards, a small note of appreciation is well received.

An evening of formal sex was always something to look forward to, a reason to go shopping in the preceding weeks, to attend to hair, nails, makeup. And in the following days, to lightly mention in passing, a source of envy amongst friends.

by Monkey's Dad January 10, 2022

Furmanther

The feeling and sound of a change in tension on a spring; is most commonly used to describe a door handle mechanism, but any change in tension is applicable.

As he turned the knob, he could feel it furmanther as he pulled the door open. Then again as he released the knob.

by rosie123454353565 February 17, 2022

rainbow formal

Rainbow formal is a dress code similar to black tie, where the attendees to the event (normally a ball or awards ceremony) are required to not wear the usual white shirt, with black tie, jacket and trousers and instead dress like a idiot in their stupid coloured jackets and shirts, while still trying to stop people turning up in jeans and a t shirt, or anything that doesn't look stupid.

"we organised an event and eschewed the usual black tie, instead choosing to dress like a bunch of tosspots in 'rainbow formal', while remaining smug and snobby by avoiding casual dress."

by a sensible person March 25, 2007

furgalicious

Th song that that anoying whore sings

Furge - I am a cocksucking whore furgalicious

by MartiniP December 3, 2006