Funch

A female munch. Basically just an eater, a girl that only wants you for your sausage. Typically because she heard rumors that it's big.

Helga heard rumors that Bertram was single and open for a relationship and also had a huge penis.
Helga hopped on that for one night and rumors floated around the school. Helga is known as a funch.

by D’brickaJon Swaggins January 3, 2023

funch

A free lunch.

There's no such thing as a funch!

by We Don't Need Freedom February 7, 2022

Funch

A “funch” is a term of harsh derogation that originated from an acronym and evolved into an punishing English-language adjective.

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FUNCH

After Brandon screwed up the speech, his beautiful wife told him that she “…refuses to sleep with funches.”

by SavagePilgrim March 26, 2022

funching

funching, the act of sucking your own penis

yo truman u tryna go watch the new godzilla movie? nah bro im funching

by fred the flying waffle March 19, 2024

Funching

The act of shitting diarrhea into a portable toilet, clawing it out with one’s hand, smearing it on the walls to make a nude self portrait, and jerking off to it

-Bro, what took you so long in the port-a-potty?
-Sorry man, I was Funching.

by WadeWatts4953 September 20, 2025

Funch

When you're in a class with ur gradskool friends and you're excited to eat lunch with them.

I'm ready for funnncch! turn lunch into funch!!!

by onaspeechcraaaayyyzz June 6, 2022