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Funch

A female munch. Basically just an eater, a girl that only wants you for your sausage. Typically because she heard rumors that it's big.
Helga heard rumors that Bertram was single and open for a relationship and also had a huge penis.
Helga hopped on that for one night and rumors floated around the school. Helga is known as a funch.
by D’brickaJon Swaggins January 3, 2023
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Funch

Funch is a type of gential irration caused by SJW related triggering.
Did you hear? El got so triggered last week by someone asking about her skirt she broke out in a funch?
by VincentPrices September 9, 2018
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Funch

A female munch. Basically just an eater, a girl that only wants you for your sausage. Typically because he heard rumors that it’s big.
Helga heard rumors that Bertram was single and open for a relationship and also had a huge penis. Helga hopped on that for one night and rumors floated around the school. Helga is known as a funch.
by D’brickaJon Swaggins January 2, 2023
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Funch

When you and your totally rad colleagues all decide to sack off a shit Friday lunch and instead make your day totally better by going for a Funch. (stands for fun lunch)
Hey guys let's sack off this work and go for Funch!
by leadgenerator June 14, 2019
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Funching

The act of shitting diarrhea into a portable toilet, clawing it out with one’s hand, smearing it on the walls to make a nude self portrait, and jerking off to it
-Bro, what took you so long in the port-a-potty?
-Sorry man, I was Funching.
by WadeWatts4953 September 20, 2025
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funching

funching, the act of sucking your own penis
yo truman u tryna go watch the new godzilla movie? nah bro im funching
by fred the flying waffle March 19, 2024
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