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funemployed

People who are unemployed and using the free time to have fun and explore new areas in their lives while they wait for their next job opportunity.
"Hey, man, I just love being funemployed now. I can have all day and night to enjoy my life and have fun, instead of working for The Man, you know."

-- overheard at a watercooler in a public library in Longmeadow, Massachusetts, June 29, 2009
by PRwiz101 July 3, 2009
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funemployment

a happy time in one's life when one is not employed and is not wanting to be employed
people wonder how I pay my bills when I'm on funemployment
by JBMason March 17, 2004
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funemployed

The state of being without a job, yet having lots of time to enjoy fun activities during otherwise normal working hours.
Hermina is funemployed, so after her workout on Wednesday morning, she went down to the beach and joined her other laid-off friends for a barbecue with margaritas and horseshoes.
by goo wyko February 5, 2009
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toilet funeral

A "funeral" in which a fish or other pet is flushed down the commode.

A "toilet funeral" usually takes place after the "tragic" and "sudden" death of a short lived pet such as a goldfish etc.
Not many words are spoken during a toilet funeral but you can distinctly hear the blessed sounds of water flushing from the Porcelain God.
Imagine your child's fish dies after a day and you're glad that it is gone but your children won't stop whining about it.

To make the whiny bastards feel better you quickly say,"Look we are going to have a "toilet funeral" for Dorothy #1, I mean Dorothy #2, or whatever the number kid..."

"Ok Daddy/Mommy Can we invite my friends over?"

(Flush Noises Repeatedly....)

"Now is good honey"
by THE FLOOSH June 15, 2017
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funemployment

The condition of a person who takes advantage of being out of a job to have the time of their life.
I spent all day Tuesday at the pool; funemployment rocks!
by Mr. Brief August 24, 2006
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Funeral Treatment

A Funeral Treatment is when you're driving and someone is tailgating you and you slow down to very low speed, causing a line of traffic to build behind you. This makes it look very similar to a Funeral Procession. It doesn't have to be tailgating, you can give someone the funeral treatment for any reason.
Joe: Damn, this guy is riding my ass, I keep giving him a break check and he still won't back up.

Mike: Give him a funeral treatment, then he'll back off.

Joe: Speed limit is 30, I'll give him a 10mph treatment, that should piss him off.
by Hopie Elle March 3, 2009
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Funeral face

The red faced, blood shot eyed wet teared look your face turns to after a good fucking cry with your broham.
Nico: "Man that was a good cry. I feel like a bitch but I def needed that."

Josh: "I know man I don't even know why I was crying I'm not sad... You wanna go holler at those hoes?"

Nico: "aw fuck man you have funeral face we look like shit."
by MANSHACKed November 5, 2011
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