Fugitive

Someone wanted by the law but not yet caught.

Fugitive- I didn't kill your wife, I didn't fuck your wife!

Husband (in US Marshals uniform)- Do you know why I'm never going to see my wife again? You killed her, and now you're going to suffer! Say her name!

by Solid Mantis September 18, 2019

fugel

fågel

wow titta en fugel
mata.

by matafugel.nu February 23, 2022

Chicken Funget

First, buy any number of chicken nuggets from any fast food restaurant. Once you have the nuggets, you take them to the bathroom and take all of the insides of the nugget out and eat them. With the remaining shell of the nugget, you wipe it on the filthiest toilet seat, shit and everything. Next, take the nugget and release a fat, warm, creamy load into the nice soft breading and close the rest. Hide this nugget somewhere in the bathroom where no one will find it and come back to it the next week. Now that you have the moldy, cum filled, shit-stained nugget, put it in a mix of another box of nuggets, and give it to a friend.

I'm going to leave a chicken funget for Sarah later
I'm gonna come back tomorrow and grab this chicken funget I left.

by 2Genders October 3, 2019

Fucette

This is the most sophisticated way of saying, " Fuck it. "

Yuppie1: "Pardon me, sir, it appears you forgot to wipe the cocaine from your nose."

Yuppie2: "Fucette."

by E120C July 10, 2011

Fuge

FUCKIN HUGE!!!!!!

Tim: Hey girl whatsup with those pants?
Emily: What you dont like them?
Tim: HELL NO!!! Those bitches r FUGE

by Deadley Smedley February 21, 2011

Tempus Fugit

Latin: Time Flies (Time Flees)

Tempus Fugit: Time Flies - especially when one is having fun!

Nutty flying clock that wants to have fun

Tick, Tock, Tick, Tock.... WooooHoooooo!!!!!!

by TempusFugit July 21, 2006

fugtard

a fucking ugly tard-or retard, who is categorically stupid, deserving of the adverb fucking, and quite unattractive. Similar to fucktard, but not really.

That bitch-a slaggy cunt who slept with a man knowing full well he had an std, is a fugtard.

by therarestgemofall,ruby December 19, 2007