Fuqing

Fuqing is the action of putting a penis in the ear and saying “fuck” over and over but they can’t hear because they have penises in the ear.

Man Calvin and Trent were fuqing me good. I couldn’t hear anything since I had the penises in my ear.

by Milkman210 August 21, 2019

eye-fuking

to just stare at someone for no reason.

Tom stop eye-fuking me before I kick your ass

by Cassie K May 13, 2007

furfing

Furfing is surfing your friends' friends' profiles on facebook. Often it is limited to browsing pictures of people of the opposite sex. Mostly, it is a bit pervy.

Furfing is not as cool as gurfing.

Ryan spent his days in bed with his iPhone, furfing his best friends facebook profile.

by Ryanus-Cheetus August 22, 2011

fuxing

A mortgage lender’s claim that they didn’t receive a fax from a customer, in an attempt to ignore the customer’s request for assistance or loan modificaiton.

I have sent the loan documents seven times , but Bank of america still claims they didn’t receive my information, they are just fuxing with me.

by mortgage coach October 13, 2011

Fukingroovin

Somthing that is outrageously fucking awesome.

Dude that is totaly so fukingroovin.

That would be so fukingroovin.

Fukingroovin to you to mate.

My word and definition is totaly fukingroovin.

by AKaviator January 23, 2009

Fufinono

The manipulation of someone into the enthusiastic performance of a sexual act when they originally did not want to, wherein they truly believe it was their own idea, to the extent that they are now indebted to engage in another romp at a time of your choosing.

Can be countered if the victim exclaims "FuFiNo, No!"

Syn: Sexual Inception

Example of FuFiNoNo:
*Husband undresses*
Wife: "Sorry Honey, I would have sex with you but I'm just so tired. I'm not in the mood at all."

Husband: "Oh no babe, there's no way I could have sex with you tonight. I think I may be getting sick or something. If I were feeling better, I was planning on really giving you a night you'd remember"
*Extended silence*
Wife: "Oh. Well. Maybe another ni..."
Husband: "I really wish I could. You are just so attractive."
Wife: "Well, we could have a quickie tonight and try for what you were planning another night."
Husband: "You're just so amazing. Yeah, that's a great idea. Let's try something tonight. And maybe tomorrow."

by Bill Excalibur Alls IV Esq. March 16, 2013

Fuming (Fumin')

When someone is doing extraordinarily well in a certain sport,activity, or even just in life, to show that you've seen/appreciated their amazing effort you can simply say "Aw man you're fumin' right now!"

"The quarterback was fuming (fumin') when he threw the game winning touchdown."

by abibet1234 October 23, 2014