fucked dumb

fucked to the point of confusion and stupidity.

that porn star used to be smart, but she got fucked dumb.

by stinksTheCat March 2, 2011

jangle fucked

A situation that involves several entities that are in disarray to the highest degree.

Because my computer, Iphone, and WiFi were all down, everything was just jangle fucked.

by Hookster479 March 14, 2017

it was at this moment he knew, he fucked up.

A vintage meme, commonly used moments before something bad happens.

Idiot: I'm going to jump off this cliff!
You: No don't do it!
Idiot: *Jumps*
Random Voice: it was at this moment he knew, he fucked up.

by FrostStar November 20, 2019

Destination Fucked

When your mums drunk on the roof downing beers and thinking she’s invincible; your son’s giving you the finger (also known as flipping the bird); and your pig is drunkenly rampaging around your dying garden.

Uhoh mums on the roof again, porkys become a cannibal and Daniels got his finger up his ass, their half way down to Destination Fucked.

by Chance_the_minted_rapper April 11, 2019

fucked stupid

Similarly to fucked silly, this saying is used after sexual intercourse describing how hard he or she was fucked

Girl 1: "last night I was fucked stupid, omg"
Girl 2: "I'm dating your boyfriend."

Girl 1: "what?"

by jeezitscheeze April 15, 2020

Ficheralizing

The act of beating a game or a particular level by using a cheap method. It also is used when referring to a particular strategy that allows you to win when all odds were against you. Can be used in a real life situation, but mostly used when describing a victory in a video game.

Guy #1: I beat you at Super Smash Bros. Brawl.
Guy #2: But you ficheralized.
Guy#1: no i didn't.
Guy #2: yes you did you used a cheap method to beat me when i should have clearly won.

Example #2: Bringing a knife to a gun fight and killing the other guy before the twenty paces is up.

Example #3: Ficheralizing is used instead of saying "Gaying it up" when in public.

Example #4: When you clearly win a game and your opponent makes up excuses why you beat him in a way to make it seem like used an unfair(ficheralizing) method.

by Thomas Luke Adams August 2, 2008

You got me fucked up

An interjectional phrase denoting frustration due to a misunderstanding, assumption, claim or threat.

1. "Oh, you got me fucked up. I have never dated that man in my life."
2. "If you think I'm gonna let you leave my store without paying me, you got me fucked up."

3. "Yeah, you got me fucked up, bro. That's not a fair trade."

by princeoffacade January 17, 2022