Fustard cream

Take a custard cream and a bit of fudge, place the fudge on the custard cream and eat.

Do you want a fustard cream?

by Bob the friendly alligator ghost April 27, 2007

fotard

a father-fucking retard (used to call a girl a name, instead of calling her a mother-fucking retard, a father-fucking retard) motard #7

Taylor is such a freaking fotard, I hope she dies, and rots in HELL!!!

by BGandAN May 10, 2005

Fetard

Short for "fucking retard".

I used to work like a fetard. Now i'll just work normal hours.

by Tearofdeception August 24, 2008

Ftard

A shorter way of saying "Fucking retard".

Bob is such and Ftard!!!

by EpikalRainbowPouf101 May 4, 2011

Fustard

The combination of Fucking + Bastard

Man you are the biggest FUSTARD!

by BoredFilo June 19, 2006

Futard

Someone who's stupidity defies all logic and reason.

Abbreviation of F*cking Retard

My god you are such a Futard, you can't even open child proof locks!

by M240871 September 4, 2005

Fotard

A moronic person or individual, who may act mentally-challenged but isn't, thus not having the excuse.

Geeze Scott, you're such a asshat fotard.

by CuntyMcAsshat August 11, 2006