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Frazzle Dated

1) When you are on a date with a bimbo and your brain is fried from her stupidity.

2) When you are on a date with a jock and your brain turns to mush while he is describing his workout routine.
Dude, I went out with Cheryl last night and got frazzle dated.

Like, omg, Chet totally frazzle dated me.
by PRatefsnd March 27, 2010
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Ms. Frizzle

A foul creature formed when a donkey mates with a deceased body. It can stare into your soul and lurks the cafeteria or bus to prey on children.
Oh Shit! Ms. Frizzle's walking toward us!
by TheRagingTaco April 14, 2015
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Frizzle

Everyone knows the money green benz is the best color mercedes out there. Frizzle.
by Jigger98 May 1, 2014
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Frizzles

A place of gathering mainly on a saturday or sunday morning.
We're going to Frizzles now to smash Ding Dong Bing Bings
by Leighjay Deerock July 3, 2006
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frezzer

The young and naive may believe that a frezzer is simply a freezer with a typo. The daft and dumb may believe that a frezzer is bad hair-do from the fifties. If you fall into one of these categories it is okay, for soon you will be saved. Below is everything and everything you would ever want to know about the frezzer.
In the age of post-structuralism, Western society was in a constant quandary. Often questions were being tossed around along the lines of: "Do I really want a fish sandwich, because I do not know the true meaning of it?" and "What is oatmeal cookie chip ice cream? Which is more important, the oatmeal or the chip? You need to have both for the ice-cream, so how can you know?", etc.
One sexy night, a man named Leon Phelps came up with a solution, a way to have it all and not a single worry. He invented ... the frezzer.
Imagine a magic eight ball. Now imagine a cooler. Now imagine a poodle. Forget the poodle, but combine the magic eight ball and cooler. Voila, uno frezzero.
A frezzor deals with all your food-related woes. Do you ever wonder if you cannot handle the salinity of bovinity divinity? Just ask your neighborhood frezzer for a helping hand.
Frezzers became extremely popular in the post-structuarlist era, yet they did not do too well on the market due to a recall two weeks after production due to a few frezzers with "attitude problems".
You may find one at a local novelty store, or java babies.
"Ask not what you can do for your frezzer, but what your frezzer can do for you"
"I take the salt from my wounds and put them in my frezzer-arita"
by the notorious lkp February 9, 2006
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frizzle

another slang refference to methamphetamine, or 'frizzle', comes from being on the frizzle to long, therefore become frizzled.
oi bro, hook us up with another burn of the frizzle.
by badmaz May 11, 2006
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frizzle my nizzle

Sally: Hey Tommy

Tommy: What do you want bitch?

Sally: Shut Up!

Tommy: Frizzle my nizzle! Damn!
by JimmyBarkerRulesTheWorld November 30, 2006
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