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penile fracture

The worst pain know to man. A broken/fractured penis. Caused during rigorous sex and blood vessels pop.
I'm in the hospital because I have a penile fracture
by I'm a gypo 123 March 22, 2017
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penile fracture

An event that usually happens after a sexually tragic event. Happened in Romeo and Juliet, the Titanic movie, and countless times among slut girls in high school. Not to be confused with heartbreak.
A: I had penile fracture yesterday! It hurt so much!
B: Of course, your gf weighs 666 pounds!
A: No, first she's only 120 pounds. She got pregnant and I got AIDS, this is why I have penile fracture.
by a guy at wwphs$ June 15, 2017
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FaceTime Sex

its like cam sex, but using the new iPhone 4's feature facetime (video chat).

Can only work if both people have the iPhone 4.
Dude, me and chelsea had some nasty facetime sex last night.
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faceta

Faceta or faseta - pronounced Faa-se-ta

Spanish word in New Mexico

English translation: prude, better-than, stuck-up, entitled or preppy, flashy or rich person (usually a woman)
Spanish translation: rica, mejor-que otra persona, dominada, autorizada
English: She comes off as very faceta with her chin in the air and resting bitch face.

Spanish: Ella es muy faceta, siempre hay tenido todo, aunque no hay trabajado.
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Fraction Sex

The act of sex/intercourse but being cut off before you can finish for other reasons unknown.
Taking a girl home, proceeding to bang her but then when your maybe half way through, she decides to quit cos shes had enough fun.
"Cory takes Morgan home to finger her with his penis, Morgan decides shes had enough fun and tells him, "I'm done". Cory is left there with his unfinished business. This explains fraction sex.
by mr titty farm May 2, 2009
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FaceTime

You fucked?" "Nah, we just FaceTimed.
by sarijuana December 20, 2010
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Facetor

To be fucked beyond all consciousness. To do something random that would contradict or entertain the people. A name derived from your face going numb after taking drugs or getting drunk. Tor coming from the phrase tore up
To explain someone who partied too much:
Adam was facetor last night at the kegger.

Six shots and Adam was facetor.

To explain an awesome event taking place:
Oh man, Hulk Hogan just leg dropped the shit out of that person. That's Facetor.

To apologize for embarrassing or crazy actions:
I'm sorry about your vase Mary, I was facetor.
by Marc Oxenreider May 30, 2006
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